AEBN has SHE IS HALF MY AGE #13 on VOD. Enjoy.
Link: http://straight.theater.aebn.net/dispatcher/movieDetail?movieId=134088&theaterId=13992




Scene Breakdown:
1. DeFrancesca Gallardo and me. BG-anal. Anal creampie.
2. Lara and me. POV bj. Swallow finish.
3. Mandy Hoore BG with me. Swallow finish.
4. Teena, Nataly, Jenna Lovely in a 3-on-me POV. Cum on feet, eaten by Jenna.
5. Kate and me POV BG. Facial.
6. Lara and Steve Holmes. Anal scene with anal creampie.
7. Teena, Nataly, and Joe Blow in a BGG scene. Nataly takes a vaginal creampie.

DVD Bonus scene: Yuki Mori blowbang from www.covermyface.com

Also available on Usenet. Better price.

Im going to join

That's a very nice box cover, Brandon. You're learning.

One single strobe light.....who knew!

It is a nice cover. Why do designers think thatthey have to make these covers look like a National Enquiror. Clean, simple and show me the pussy

^^^ EXACTLY. Keep it simple, motherfsckers.

One of the best out there is the Hailey Young website when it comes to simple and clean. It is a very nice graphily pleaseing site that tranfers nicely to the box covers. The days of 60 year old men crawling around porno shops are over.There are a few left.But intodays world you have to design for the internet. So the box you design has to be able to be seen in a small format, not the stor format.

You have a brand and you have to compete. Im sure that you all have the data as to who the demos are. But, for the most part, box covers are a fucking night mare. Even the high budget stuff from Vivid.

Gias photography is a perfect example. She keeps it very clean and simple. For her it is all baoutthe subject , not the shooter. Plus she understands lighting.

He was high and tired. For once less is more paid off for him. I like Brandon as an internet personality. As a porn d00d he's just fucken creepy with the feet thing. The fact that he uses that same voice to get hookers to sign forms of degradation is an equally impressive yet disgusting act that goes against all that should be decent. I applaud him.

I have invested hundreds of dollars into producing these 13 volumes. Expect a blowout for volume 14.

Really ? How many spermatazoa ? Not that I really think about such shit !

Actually, it's just another round of some cute euro babes.

please bring on the euro babes

Go to the blog at www.brandoniron.com and search "Jessica Rox." I think you'll like her.

Brenda, when are you going to change the name to She's Half My Age -- And Twice My Height?

N-n-n-need tensor bandage. Slapped knee so hard reading that hilarious post. P-p-please...more....MORE!

Hmmmm "She's half my age and I need a step-ladder" !

they are half your age and 1/4 your weight. You fuckin fat slob.

let's just say when they get around to casting The Station Agent XXX you know who's getting the call.

Oh, please. BIG letdown in terms of quality. And keep in mind not to get too esoteric, Mark_J, in the putdowns. You don't want to get too cute. Now, I'm going to suggest tying in something topical (say, the condom debate) with STD infections (something oozing and puss-filled).

I'm here to coach. I'm here to help.

Now, Guapo, you've been around long enough to know the proper response would have been:


"Did you mistake that for icing and eat it off her, you fat fuck?"

You see how I did that? I pulled a visual reference from earlier in the thread, scrambled it, and served it back in a funny and entertaining way.

Stay light on your toes, sir. Light on your toes.

mufucker i wasnt even talking to you. now go back to picking the shit outta your teeth DJ served to you on a silver platter.

I like where you are going with this. Keep going. Incorporate a receding hairline somewhere, too, for good measure and don't forget: economy of words; the fewer, the funnier.