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My jar of pens fell off my shelf and scared the crap out of me



Did it fall on your head? And did it scare all the crap out of you? Must be messy.


Heh, I read that "jar of penis" when I first glanced at it. Marley is on the floor rubbing her head and thinking "Oh no I forgot to put the lid on my dick jar" !!!!
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