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#481395 - 03/16/10 04:32 AM 4.4
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4.4 earthquake, anyone feel it?
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#481396 - 03/16/10 04:38 AM Re: 4.4
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No... but the jitters is nothing new for me in the am.
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#481397 - 03/16/10 07:34 AM Re: 4.4
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My jar of pens fell off my shelf and scared the crap out of me
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#481398 - 03/16/10 09:05 AM Re: 4.4
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I was dreaming that I was packing a suitcase and it woke me up. I just felt like, "Oh. I guess it's just an earthquake." Then it seemed to go on a little too long and I wondered if it would get worse, but it never did, so I went back to sleep.
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#481399 - 03/16/10 03:53 PM Re: 4.4
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I actually didn't feel it, but I heard it. (Probably because I've been sippin' on that green drank, Nyquil.) It sounded like someone was tapping on my window.
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#481400 - 03/16/10 05:49 PM Re: 4.4
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Good thing you were high on Nyquil and not crank. That tappin on the window would have lead to you locking yourself in the shithouse w/ a knife.
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#481401 - 03/16/10 06:35 PM Re: 4.4
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My jar of pens fell off my shelf and scared the crap out of me




Did it fall on your head? And did it scare all the crap out of you? Must be messy.
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#481402 - 03/16/10 06:43 PM Re: 4.4
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Quote:

Quote:

My jar of pens fell off my shelf and scared the crap out of me




Did it fall on your head? And did it scare all the crap out of you? Must be messy.



Heh, I read that "jar of penis" when I first glanced at it. Marley is on the floor rubbing her head and thinking "Oh no I forgot to put the lid on my dick jar" !!!!
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#481403 - 03/20/10 02:00 AM Re: 4.4
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Good thing you were high on Nyquil and not crank. That tappin on the window would have lead to you locking yourself in the shithouse w/ a knife.



Why would anyone use Nyquil to get high? It doesn't sound like much fun. You do that shit?
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#481404 - 05/18/10 10:24 PM Re: 4.4
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4.5 quake hits seismically active Calif. border

news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_california_earthquake


The seismically active California-Mexico border was rattled Tuesday by a magnitude-4.5 aftershock of the major earthquake that hit the region April 4. No damage was immediately reported.

The U.S. Geological Survey said the quake struck at 5:38 p.m. and was centered 18 miles west-southwest of El Centro, the Imperial County seat in California's southeastern corner.

USGS computers initially calculated the quake's magnitude at 5.1, but seismologists downgraded it a couple of hours later after reviewing data from hundreds of seismic stations across Southern California.

"With more stations reporting, you get a more accurate magnitude," said California Institute of Technology seismologist Anthony Guarino.

The aftershock was centered about 40 miles northwest of the magnitude-7.2 quake that struck Easter Sunday in northern Baja California, Mexico, said Susan Potter, a geophysicist at the USGS' National Earthquake Information Center in Golden, Colo.

"The 7.2 quake was shallow and large so we'd expect to see aftershocks for quite some time," she said.

In Mexicali, residents were frightened because memories were still fresh from the earlier quake, said Alfredo Escobedo, Baja California's state civil defense secretary. But no reports of injuries or damages were received, he said.

Inspection teams were sent to small communities on the outskirts of the city to check for damage.

Tuesday's quake was felt at San Diego's Petco Park, about 90 miles to the west of the epicenter.

At the Styles and Smiles salon in El Centro, shampoo bottles rattled but the haircuts and massage therapy sessions continued.

"We just try to keep the customers relaxed," owner Lourdes "Lulu" Castro said. "We're used to it. We were just like, 'OK, here it comes.'"



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#481405 - 05/19/10 03:49 AM Re: 4.4
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Why are you posting shit from nearly 2 months ago?

Anyway, here's what happened to me (since we're being irrelevant here) that day. I was eating with the BFF and I complained that I felt faint. Like I felt things moving. He told me to stfu and eat something already. Then it moves again. We figure out it was an earthquake. Then we went back our magazines.
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#481406 - 05/19/10 11:18 AM Re: 4.4
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Quote:

Quote:

Good thing you were high on Nyquil and not crank. That tappin on the window would have lead to you locking yourself in the shithouse w/ a knife.



Why would anyone use Nyquil to get high? It doesn't sound like much fun. You do that shit?




I'm a big Nyquil fan. I don't use it to get high, but if I have a cold, or am just stressed out and haven't slept well for a few days, a double shot will let me slide off into fevered dream land with no logey feeling the next morning. The fact it tastes like Cherry Jager must taste only enhances the experience.
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#481408 - 05/19/10 12:19 PM Re: 4.4
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Only Dem that year worth his weight in shit was John Glenn.
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#481409 - 05/19/10 04:40 PM Re: 4.4
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Goat, do a brother a solid and wake me for Aaron Burr's treason trial, willya? TIA.

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#481411 - 05/19/10 05:03 PM Re: 4.4
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Fuck dudes! Some guy just shot Ronald Reagan and said he did it to impress Jody Foster! Isn't she a lesbian?
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#481413 - 05/19/10 06:58 PM Re: 4.4
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After I report the news of John Lennon's death.




The what now? Nahh, couldn't be. I mean, if I didn't hear it from Durfah, I'm sure I'd have heard about it from Blink, being that he knows everything...

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#481414 - 05/19/10 07:08 PM Re: 4.4
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^ Why yes, yes I do. It's wonderful that you have finally come to recognize the truth.

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#481415 - 05/20/10 01:58 PM Re: 4.4
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#481417 - 05/20/10 02:58 PM Re: 4.4
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And Gia said "Why are you posting about an earthquake that happened almost two months ago"?

You had to contribute tho'.

Looks like a lot took your post very seriously.




I know the mentally ill can't understand things that clearly when it's right in front of their faces. Let's see if you can understand this:

INSTEAD OF STARTING A NEW THREAD, I BUMPED THIS ONE ABOUT A PREVIOUS EARTHQUAKE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW?





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#481420 - 05/20/10 04:59 PM Re: 4.4
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I gotta give this one to D.

Kinda like the Washington Generals.

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During the 1971-72 season, the Generals' name was alternated with the Boston Shamrocks, New Jersey Reds, Baltimore Rockets, and Atlantic City Seagulls...

The Reds defeated the Globetrotters 100-99 on January 5, 1971 in Martin, Tennessee. It ended a 2,495-game winning streak – and was Harlem’s only loss between 1962 and 1995.




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#481421 - 07/07/10 04:59 PM Re: 4.4
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bump... did anyone just feel it?

It seems like I'm always caught doing something weird when these happen. This time I was putting a bookshelf together. I always get the urge to grab my purse. If the building comes down, at least I can still get money out of the ATM.


Edited by farewell and adieu (07/07/10 05:01 PM)
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#481422 - 07/07/10 07:35 PM Re: 4.4
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Did not feel it here in Body-more, Murderland, the city that bleeds.

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#481423 - 07/07/10 09:40 PM Re: 4.4
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If its the big one, you need cash on hand. ATM isn't going to work if the power is out. Of course, you gots a money machine between your legs, so you'll get by.
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#481424 - 07/08/10 12:11 PM Re: 4.4
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bump... did anyone just feel it?

It seems like I'm always caught doing something weird when these happen. This time I was putting a bookshelf together. I always get the urge to grab my purse. If the building comes down, at least I can still get money out of the ATM.




i felt it.i was eating some potstickers and the whole house started shaking.felt like it went on for at least 30 seconds.only things that fell were two mcfarlane figures.
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