Here it is, people. Y'all know that porn valley isn't full of characters with a kind heart and compassionate attitude. Solve the cases at your convenience, post new ones and spin some shit in there. Use tools and paractices from the series or invent new ones.
For those who don't know the general formula of the show, it's easy as pie: A short intro, a dead body, some tech, lab nerds, confrontation of suspects and eventually a confession given as freely as only average writing could allow.
Be good pervs now and go at it.


Case 001:



This body was found in an alley behind a dumpster. What happened? Did the local meth heads have a need to carnally express themselves, was the fucked up social worker tired of helping people who don't want to be helped or is the friendly elderly couple from around the block trying to join their killing community and had to demonstrate they meant it? Investigators, take over.

"Her" breast is unusually big for a male built, yet rather small for a female one. It could be a transsexual hooker who got the wrong john. Notice the blood on the upper left leg. Results for a rape kit are pending and will determine the sex of the victim as well. A complete drug screening's on the way and'll determine if there was intoxication before the time of death, as suspected by Dr. paperchase.

Raper... that's a Thai hooker or ladyboi and it's under 5 ft. The car bumper would have taken it at above knee level and the substantial wound on the inner thigh is the cause of death. I'd guess sex transaction gone wrong but it's wearing a stache. Of course a straight d00d finding stem would result in battery but ghey on ghey doesn't seem the case here. I say we send in Panzer to taste the scene for semen and we'll see what comes up. We do have a budget.
Fuck the drug screen. It's obviously cooked from the inside out.

Panzer's last date.

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Panzers last date was his moms penis/clit banging off his soft spot and then "her" kettle bells finishing off the deal. That fucken kid is just not hetero and was never meant to be.

As an aside PD.. this may not be the best pilot but this place is going down in flames so fair enough.

The rape kit confirmed semen by multiple donors in the anal and oral cavity, the sex clearly is born male with subsequent plastic surgery on the chest. The misformed implants contained vegetable oil and are illegal in the US. There's still the issue of the sexual reassignment surgery which wasn't performed and might have motivated the victim to whore itself out to a group of johns who ended up killing it. Signs of penetration post mortem are taken seriously and undercover informant moblem has been contacted for his knowledge of the necrophilia scene.
Regarding the pilot, there's some potential here for a few nice episodes once the budget is sorted out. If there'll be a second season, production values will be upped and the pool of forensic experts expanded.

this is the most dorkest post i ever seen in xpt, why don't yall just play dungeons and dragons. you fucking nerddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddds

They can play D+D with Mandy Morbid and Kimberly Kane. They play every Monday.

Self-righteous blather is fine and well, the gaming... Well, if Kimberly Kane's mug doesn't have to be looked at, Mandy Morbid's dungeons could be good.

You're a ghoulish mofo, Pipe, this is all tastelessly macabre.

Some praise, nice. The avatar's such a low budget trainwreck, floofy. Reducing cost by going all cartoony and shit worked for the Simpsons and its clones to a degree. They at least had decent voice acting. If the protagonist sounds like a hasty gay hooker mumbling tabloid headlines, it's all over. And quit the whining or fake it better already, Staph is recruiting.

Archer, done by the Sealab guy, is officially the shit. Don't know what you are watching.

No clue what a paladin is but don't let sam shane derail this PD. I'll distract her on XBL(clan tag XPT,doll) while you drop the next piece of evidence.

Why does the deceased twink have a seatbelt around its midsection?.

the real problem isn't so much the crime as having to find out about it. where is the innovation in the dumpster industry? why haven't we seen the design overhaul that's so badly needed?

god forbid they designed them more like a mailbox - you put your "items" in but can't take them back out. as long as we have a society of dimwit criminals hellbent on placing the fruits of their bloodlust in the first fucking place anyone looks - a dumpster - we'll never have peace.

The belt around the abdominal region of the victim shows signs of skin abrasion and hematoma, probably because it was used as a grip while the rape was taking place.
Mandy could as well be the victim of a later morbid episode. Some around here're capable for sure. You know it and who you are.