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#481059 - 03/12/10 01:23 AM
What do women fantasize about?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Here is one simple, unchanging, constant truth in this soap opera we call life: When a normal HETEROSEXUAL man sees or encounters for the first time a woman he finds attractive, within 5 minutes (probably less) that man has already conjured within his mind imagery such as this  regarding that woman he has just met. The imagery no doubt also includes penetration shots in all her holes, whereby the man imagines what his particualr PENILE APPENDAGE looks like penetrating the woman's orifices (mouth, Vaginal, Anal cavity, and the occasional nostril or ear canal.) And yes, he definitely imagines what his brand of reproductive fluids looks like on her visage. Again, this is an incontrovertible FACT of LIFE.... So let me ask the female viewers and posters here (like pinupmutant, and that little girl from SO Cal, Electrocutor, and all you chicks...) When you meet a MAN that you consider attractive, what imagery do you conjure in your head within the first few minutes? Do you FANTASIZE about being the girl smiling above, whereby the man you just met is ejaculating on or IN you?? Do you think specifically about that??? What exactly....??? This is what I would call "Sophisticated jerk off fodder", the female answers to this question.....
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#481061 - 03/12/10 03:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Not da burg?
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#481062 - 03/12/10 08:19 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 08/25/04
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Loc: illy-noise
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him thrusting into me really hard while kissing.
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#481066 - 03/12/10 10:50 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
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What do women fantasize about?
A penis that tastes like chocolate and ejaculates money.
My sexual fantasies have nothing to do with envisioning a future with anyone. They're strictly of the Anonymous-Sex-With-A-Mysterious-Stranger genre.
Would be nice if men ejaculated Sauternes, though. I might fantasize more about the type of picture Burg posted if that were the case. Cum mostly tastes like 1 part bleach, 1 part egg white, mixed with 1 part Gowanus Canal brackish water.
Did that answer your question, Burg?
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#481069 - 03/13/10 04:14 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/13/06
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Not mine  You should have lovers cut back on red meat, eat plenty of raw veggies, drink lots of water and fruit juice and ejaculate at least once a day.
Yeah, I've noticed that funkyspunk isn't a problem with men who eat healthfully and keep alcohol to a minimum - then it tastes sweet. Unfortunately, most of the men I associate with are hard-drinking gourmands like me.
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#481070 - 03/13/10 09:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Yeah, I've noticed that funkyspunk isn't a problem with men who eat healthfully and keep alcohol to a minimum - then it tastes sweet. Unfortunately, most of the men I associate with are hard-drinking gourmands like me.
Not that I've had any complaints but would you like to participate in an experiment where beef was substituted with portabella mushrooms for a month? It wouldn't take too much of your time, daily. 30 minutes, tops.
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#481071 - 03/13/10 10:07 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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when did this site turn into such a faggot haven. talking about your cum taste n shit. I dont give a fuck if my cum tastes like battery acid. bitches deserve shit tasting cum.
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#481073 - 03/14/10 04:49 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
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when did this site turn into such a faggot haven. talking about your cum taste n shit. I dont give a fuck if my cum tastes like battery acid. bitches deserve shit tasting cum.
I concur.
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#481075 - 03/15/10 05:37 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
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my ol lady said she fantasized about a man with nice strong legs.
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