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#481004 - 03/11/10 07:48 PM
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you were out practicing taking shit quality pictures of yourself.
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#481005 - 03/11/10 07:50 PM
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Registered: 04/21/04
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p.s your rich... get you some new hats or something.
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#481006 - 03/11/10 07:53 PM
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You've been sequestered in your room in AC blowing all your winnings on booze and whores, while ingesting every pill that the whores don't scum from you. I hope you didn't puke in the ice bucket.
Why the Tropicana? Was that the one shut down for a while, or was that the Claridge?
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#481007 - 03/11/10 07:58 PM
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#481009 - 03/11/10 08:14 PM
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Registered: 04/21/04
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yes im mad db. my legs are fucking tired of all this walking and you still wheelin around with no end in sight.
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#481011 - 03/11/10 08:54 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/17/09
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I actually own about 25 hats of various styles, shapes and logos...
It's been my experience that guys in wheelchairs own inordinate amounts of clothing.
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#481014 - 03/11/10 11:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Is it just me, but all I could think were damn those drinks are CHEAP prices.
^^^ And what's up with this pic? is Snooki giving you a blow job here?
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#481015 - 03/11/10 11:50 PM
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Registered: 03/14/06
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Is it just me, but all I could think were damn those drinks are CHEAP prices.
Where on the planet are those prices considered cheap? Are those the prices per bottle?
If those prices are per mixed drink, there's almost $10 profit per serving there. Exclusivity FAIL.
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#481016 - 03/11/10 11:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Unfortunately, drinks in Los Angeles are a zillion dollars.
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#481017 - 03/12/10 12:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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The drink prices are really part of the illusionary psych job the management at the Trop pulls on most of its guests...they overprice (dramatically so) things like food and booze, so that when they "comp" you after you drop a load at the craps table or BJ table or Video Pokeher games, you are given the "illusion" that it is worth something...it is really a joke, and I scoff when they send some overweight Goldman Sachs washout/dolt with a moustache from the 1970s over to try and impress me by saying "Well Mr Burglar, we appreciate your play and we just want you to know we are picking up all drinks and appetizers you and your companion enjoy this evening..."
NOTE: The "Load" referenced above being dropped is cash, not cum; my "companion" who is "enjoying" booze with me is really some overpriced whore I relented and hired last minute when my regular favorite whore-friend/cum gobbler cancels due to her being unable to find a sitter for her 5 year old (it's really a shame, I know she isnt bullshitting cuz I can hear the rugrat crying in the background, and this particular whore would be fucking awesome were it not for the kid, but I admire her motherliness nonetheless and save all my MILF fantasies for when I am in AC...still, were it not for the kid, this woman would be "Gia J-esque" in terms of potential full time Hire, meaning I could tolerate her as a person to have around as a mistress since her slutty gobbling ability is second to none....) I digress...
Trump Plaza's "Liquid" Bar is the best place to go to simply "drink" in AC without having to gamble too...the prices there are also stiff but the servicey waitresses and Bartenders serve very high quality drinks; and the whores who prance in and around the bar area at Trump's Plaza tend to be higher quality too...
This is how Burg levels the playing field; I stand ZERO chance of wheeling into a trendy hotspot/bar or club and picking up a civilian hottie willing to gobble and not annoy me between splooges, wheelchairs are not sexy and even on my best days I am neither charming or handsome enough to overcome that fact....but in the realm of Whores, where they often times are forced to suck fuck and otherwise be intimate with god-awful men of all types and travesties, men who are old fat smelly cheap abusive boring hideous et al, I stand (sit) like a fucking rock star. It is quite a rush really....
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#481020 - 03/12/10 03:43 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
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. Bullshit. This dude had chicks all over him for most of the night.
People on ecstasy will hug anyone. This probably isn't the best example.
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#481021 - 03/12/10 03:55 AM
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Registered: 03/14/06
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Store brand water bottles are around 4-5 bucks @ raves. Mixed drinks @ some clubs can be up to $15-ish, maybe.
Sure, but those places are NOT casinos, and they're not dumps in Atlantic City. I've also seen room service fridges want $20 for a Coke in London, but that doesn't mean it isn't just as laughable as this.
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Where are you from, sir?
I'm from all over, and I travel a lot. I'm all for swanky or monopolizing places charging more, assuming I feel the venue merits the cost. AC at the Tropicana isn't one of them (no offense, 'Burg). And they wonder why their business is bankrupt?
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#481022 - 03/12/10 05:18 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/17/09
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Is it just me, but all I could think were damn those drinks are CHEAP prices.
Who the fuck would pay $11 for a Kahlúa when you could get Grey Goose or VSOP for the same price?
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#481023 - 03/12/10 12:03 PM
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I was going to guess that you got your wheelchair stuck in the sand while contemplating what idiot pays $7 for O'Douls or Miller Lite. If I want to pay that much for lousy beer/fake beer I'll go to a Royals game.
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#481025 - 03/12/10 07:40 PM
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Registered: 12/16/08
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TUP man I feel for you. The Royals are the 2nd most mismanaged club in baseball, after the Pirates. I heard the only time KC sells out games is when fans go to boo the Yankees.
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#481026 - 03/12/10 08:18 PM
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I heard the only time KC sells out games is when fans go to boo the Yankees.
I assure you that the beer prices at Yankee Stadium are equally rape-a-riffic.
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#481027 - 03/12/10 08:25 PM
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No doubt. I wasn't arguing that, just saying that I feel bad for Royal fans.
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#481029 - 03/13/10 06:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I'm from all over, and I travel a lot. I'm all for swanky or monopolizing places charging more, assuming I feel the venue merits the cost. AC at the Tropicana isn't one of them (no offense, 'Burg). And they wonder why their business is bankrupt?
I could write/discuss for hours and pages and pages the entire "What Happened to Atlantic City/Las Vegas?" question, it is so convoluted and yet so simple all at once....
For the last year or so, I have been to Atlantic City Dozens of times, Las Vegas a total of two times...it used to be the other way around.
I became sick of Las Vegas for real back in 2007, the place had simply become obnoxious and completely overdone and no longer worth the ever increasing inflated prices for everything and anything. I still remember the "OLD VEGAS" prior to 1996 and it makes me sad...the final straw was when I could no longer tolerate the erosion in the quality of good, slutty cum gobbling whores in Vegas....
Atlantic City offered a place where I could go and play Poker for the stakes I enjoy playing at, and despite its total rundown appearance, if you have money AC will still do its best to make you feel "serviced" and offer a temporary getaway from the doldrums of everyday life...AC has something Vegas does not, a moderate climate next to the Ocean, and that actually does carry some appeal. I will never get used to 98 degree farenheit temps at 7:30 in the morning that Vegas inflicts upon those waking up from a night of debauchery.
Despite the perception, I exercise moderation, restraint and common sense in all areas of my life, even frivolous areas like whores and chemical alterations. I try not to overpay for anything, there is no reason to, period. it is stupid, all the more so if a person CAN afford it...that being said, I posted that picture of the ridiculous booze prices to show what I was up against in trying to have a good time in AC. The fact is, if you are gambling on the floor, most beer and booze drinks are free (tip not withstanding), and as of late, my overall consumption has been dramatically reduced for a variety of reasons.
Of the properties still doing business in Atlantic City, the Tropicana is in the middle of the pack with respect to overall quality and service; the place has its good points, as well as a few travesties. Trumps 3 properties (the Plaza, the Taj and the Marina) are on life support thanks to the Donalds inept and incompetent business strategy...I wouldnt trust the man making change for a $20 bill, let alone investing Millions, the guy cannot teach anything except how to lose money despite having EVERY advantage under the sun. Properties like the Atlantic City Hilton, and Resorts-AC have very nice rooms, but suck as far casinos go...the only place(s) in AC that seem to have their shit together are Harrah's properties (Harrahs, Ballys, Caesars and the Showboat), and I typically alternate staying between Caesars, The Tropicana and Harrahs.
The BEST Atlantic City Hotel Casino hands down, is the Borgata, also a Harrahs joint but co-owned by others as well. The trouble with the Borgata is, it is not part of the Boardwalk and is isolated in a city that you do not want to be walking in and around....if I want to be marooned in a super nice Hotel/Casino, I will go 1 hour down the street from my Connecticut home to Foxwoods or the Mohegan Sun.
In closing, Burg will be living in Vegas come the Month of July this year (2010); the way I do it now, when I am going to bother with the hassle of flying and traveling to Vegas, I am going to spend more than a few days at a time there (like a few WEEKS), so starting around the 4th of July, Vegas will be where Burg is stomping. Anyone wanting to come and hangout is more than welcome...just DO NOT complain or give me shit about spending the majority of my time OFF the strip in places like the Golden Nugget or the Orleans.
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#481031 - 03/13/10 10:10 AM
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burg can i get my wheelies dimensions? I am going to have a ramp built outside my door.
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#481033 - 03/14/10 05:30 AM
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God fucking burg, you are such a narcissistic, crippled max perlich looking heap of breathing flesh turd. I hate no man but da burg, and thats straight from the fucking heart. Hi im max perlich 
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#481036 - 03/19/10 10:24 PM
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@ duckduckgoose:
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People on ecstasy will hug anyone. This probably isn't the best example.
Eww, not me. I was even more repulsed by humans when I dropped X.
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Sure, but those places are NOT casinos, and they're not dumps in Atlantic City. I've also seen room service fridges want $20 for a Coke in London, but that doesn't mean it isn't just as laughable as this.
I'm from all over, and I travel a lot. I'm all for swanky or monopolizing places charging more, assuming I feel the venue merits the cost. AC at the Tropicana isn't one of them (no offense, 'Burg). And they wonder why their business is bankrupt?
True, Panzer hangs there and that's enough for me to know its a dump and enough for me to never want to go there.
You lie, you always lie. Stalin would eliminate you.
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#481038 - 03/19/10 10:58 PM
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Registered: 08/16/08
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I <3 Trader Joes. I mostly only drink when I am in a club/rave/party atmosphere. Ya know?, to loosen up.  Its too fucking hot in L.A., I stay out of the sun as much as I can.
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#481041 - 03/20/10 01:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Ok, so what the fuck are you? Jew, Hispanic, now Asian?
Dita Von Tease is even more fastideous with the sunscreen and avoiding the sun than I am. That's why she looks 16 without makeup. I've seen her. Not a fan, but I do applaud her in taking care of herself.
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#481042 - 03/20/10 08:08 PM
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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^^^ And what's up with this pic? is Snooki giving you a blow job here?
I had to Google "Snooki", no fckng clue who she was until just now....she is very enigmatic in the looks department, but if she had a proper slutty attitude and really is both nice AND a filthy slut, it might work. These days, with the bottom falling out of whore rates, anyone can procure AMAZING quality sluts of all shapes, sizes, types, levels of debauchedness, intellect, intoxication etc etc etc .... girls like snooki cannot afford any strikes against her if she hopes to gobble my goop for $$$
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