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#480742 - 03/09/10 10:38 PM
Couches I Have Known...
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/02/10
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Porn would never be the same without the introduction of the couch. It's the single most significant piece of furniture—not to diminish the importance of the chair, or the kitchen table—to enter into the vernacular of porn, and it has been an accessory to many of the best fuck scenes you have enjoyed.
Sleek and sweaty black-leather styled, or stained and itchy plaid-bedecked, it provides just enough surface area to get you out of bed and into the living room... or basement, back porch, or on a dry lakebed in the desert outside of Barstow. It is the reason that porn and Febreeze have an inseparable relationship.
(Promotional consideration has been provided by IKEA)
This is a wonderful all-leather, late-'80s, early '90s model. Squeaky as hell.
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#480743 - 03/09/10 11:11 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/02/10
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Loc: Golden State of mind
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#480744 - 03/10/10 12:37 AM
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Registered: 05/06/04
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I wanted to have a punk band called Porncouch and release a 45 with a photo of Chico Wang's yellow couch. This thing had seen probably 200 scenes including many "minion" scenes by the time you see it in the photo below. Chico used to joke that he could commit a murder on this couch and there was so much dna evidence on it that they could never prove anything, (ominous foreshadowing music begins)
In the photo below with Kacey, it is in it's final days...out in the garage at what would become the Goldstar house next to Corey Feldman's.
It had been in two or three porn houses by then and had pretty much been fucked to death. I remember a few girls who pissed on it and plenty of DPs that had to stop for clean-ups.
The Minion did 50 odd food scenes on it too. Peanut butter, baked beans, spoiled milk, you name it.
I will post a small picture because the full size is just too much.
Here's a link to the full size:
Kacey and the Minion deep in the stains
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#480745 - 03/10/10 12:50 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/02/10
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Loc: Golden State of mind
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#480748 - 03/10/10 09:37 AM
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#480750 - 03/10/10 12:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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As an interior design fan, I approve of this thread.
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#480751 - 03/10/10 12:56 PM
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#480752 - 03/10/10 01:31 PM
Re: When I saw the title of this thread...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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I figured for sure it had been started by BOCL.
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#480753 - 03/10/10 01:49 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Quote:
As an interior design fan, I approve of this thread.
I'd guess you to be a Mid Century design kinda girl, Gia:
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#480754 - 03/10/10 03:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Not usually. That's more Dave Naz's style.
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#480756 - 03/10/10 04:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Not bad. Here in LA, I like stuff from Interior Illusions and this one from Room Service
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#480758 - 03/10/10 05:46 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Third Input... you don't know about "The" Gia pic do you?.
n00b.(it's not a couch but it's epic)
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#480761 - 03/10/10 07:12 PM
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Yup... Learn it, live it, love it.. 3rd access.
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#480762 - 03/10/10 07:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I'm surprised there are no fans of a clawfoot camel back couch. We have two that have been recovered twice in my ownership. I have no idea how old these things are but they could have served as the model for the Ethan Allen collecton.
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#480764 - 03/11/10 07:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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This thread is making Bree's Chair Leg totally jealous.
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#480765 - 03/11/10 08:20 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
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These couches are cuckolded though, Bree's chair leg actually got some pussy.
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#480766 - 03/11/10 10:12 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/19/07
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This one?
Isn't that a chaise?
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#480767 - 03/11/10 10:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I've shot a few porn girls on my couch. Here is Mallory Rae Murphy for the May 2010 issue of Fox Magazine.
Other girls to grace my couch for various other publications are Mandy Morbid, Mia Rose, Charlotte Stokely...
Btw, the couch is from Room and Board. The most action my couch has ever seen is a bj. I don't want to soil my lovely. Her wool/mohair fabric is to die for.
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#480769 - 03/11/10 03:42 PM
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You seem as sloppy as Berry. The fucken couch actually looks like its uneven.
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#480773 - 03/11/10 06:49 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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I remember Ariel had an ex-pw staying at his house and her chores included spraying disinfectant on the red couches.
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#480778 - 03/12/10 12:52 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
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I've shot a few porn girls on my couch. Here is Mallory Rae Murphy for the May 2010 issue of Fox Magazine.
Other girls to grace my couch for various other publications are Mandy Morbid, Mia Rose, Charlotte Stokely...
Btw, the couch is from Room and Board. The most action my couch has ever seen is a bj. I don't want to soil my lovely. Her wool/mohair fabric is to die for.
Nice couch! I'd like to see the Charlotte Stokely set you did Gia, was it for Fox?
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#480779 - 03/12/10 12:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Interior Illusions is exceptional, definitely Burg's type for the common room, office, and rec room; Room Serice?? bleh, I might plop something like that in the Guest House or in something like a Cabin I would rent for a couple months in Vermont, where they leave the furnishing to the occupants... from January 2006 thru the end of 2007, when residing primarily in Mendocino County, I was making a conscious effort to travel down to LA and "hang" with various porn whore friends (call it a "phase" I went through if you will), I began to have several of them state rather plainly and directly that, even in my physical fuckedupness with my mobility issues and obvious physical trauma to my lower extremities, I was significantly more attractive than the typical meat stick mopes the girls were having to "work" with on a daily basis....witness>>>>> wtf??? No wonder several chicks actually asked me if I would "help them out", or "loan", my dick for content shoots (POV stuff, where my face wasnt visible)....I admit, in all cases, I did want to stick my weiner in their whore holes just BECAUSE, but the idea of me being on film to record the act for the benefit of the chick's website, even incognito, just couldnt penetrate my conscience. If only Gia had been one to offer or raise the possibility ..... but at least she was kinda choosey, the periodic Tyce Buffune(s) not withstanding.
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#480787 - 03/12/10 02:21 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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N^ce... lol. I wasn't aware Ohio was on a major fault line. Or did you have the house designed like that to replicate the good old days?. You know.. the wobbly drunk at a 45 angle either following his nose or letting his toes guide him along.
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#480788 - 03/12/10 04:06 PM
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It's not just the couch. Check out the picture above it. WTF Chuck?
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#480790 - 03/12/10 04:19 PM
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#480791 - 03/12/10 07:35 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
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Is that the Ryan Knox model couch, since it looks to be going limp?
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