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#480742 - 03/09/10 10:38 PM Couches I Have Known...
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Porn would never be the same without the introduction of the couch. It's the single most significant piece of furniture—not to diminish the importance of the chair, or the kitchen table—to enter into the vernacular of porn, and it has been an accessory to many of the best fuck scenes you have enjoyed.

Sleek and sweaty black-leather styled, or stained and itchy plaid-bedecked, it provides just enough surface area to get you out of bed and into the living room... or basement, back porch, or on a dry lakebed in the desert outside of Barstow. It is the reason that porn and Febreeze have an inseparable relationship.

(Promotional consideration has been provided by IKEA)

This is a wonderful all-leather, late-'80s, early '90s model. Squeaky as hell.



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#480743 - 03/09/10 11:11 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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#480744 - 03/10/10 12:37 AM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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I wanted to have a punk band called Porncouch and release a 45 with a photo of Chico Wang's yellow couch. This thing had seen probably 200 scenes including many "minion" scenes by the time you see it in the photo below. Chico used to joke that he could commit a murder on this couch and there was so much dna evidence on it that they could never prove anything, (ominous foreshadowing music begins)
In the photo below with Kacey, it is in it's final days...out in the garage at what would become the Goldstar house next to Corey Feldman's.
It had been in two or three porn houses by then and had pretty much been fucked to death. I remember a few girls who pissed on it and plenty of DPs that had to stop for clean-ups.
The Minion did 50 odd food scenes on it too. Peanut butter, baked beans, spoiled milk, you name it.
I will post a small picture because the full size is just too much.




Here's a link to the full size:
Kacey and the Minion deep in the stains


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#480745 - 03/10/10 12:50 AM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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#480746 - 03/10/10 12:54 AM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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I think I got a soul stain from that full image...

You have set the bar ridiculously high for this thread.

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#480747 - 03/10/10 06:18 AM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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One couch to rule them all......




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Edited by tattypatty (03/10/10 06:18 AM)
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#480748 - 03/10/10 09:37 AM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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u forgot brando's

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#480749 - 03/10/10 11:37 AM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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The Smithsonian wanted it. I was told it was going to be put next to Archie Bunker's chair.

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#480750 - 03/10/10 12:49 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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As an interior design fan, I approve of this thread.
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#480751 - 03/10/10 12:56 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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#480752 - 03/10/10 01:31 PM Re: When I saw the title of this thread...
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I figured for sure it had been started by BOCL.
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#480753 - 03/10/10 01:49 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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Quote:

As an interior design fan, I approve of this thread.




I'd guess you to be a Mid Century design kinda girl, Gia:



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#480754 - 03/10/10 03:31 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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Not usually. That's more Dave Naz's style.
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#480755 - 03/10/10 03:37 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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Okay, so maybe 19th century Rococo or Neoclassic?



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#480756 - 03/10/10 04:00 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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Not bad. Here in LA, I like stuff from Interior Illusions and this one from Room Service
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#480757 - 03/10/10 05:46 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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Yeah, the tufted velour is nice. Like that, but a bitch to keep clean. You'd have to hang a big sign over it: No Sex on the Damn Couch!
*(cleaning will be billed double)

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#480758 - 03/10/10 05:46 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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Third Input... you don't know about "The" Gia pic do you?.
n00b.(it's not a couch but it's epic)
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#480759 - 03/10/10 06:49 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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No, Lou, lay it on me.
I'm here to lean... I mean, learn.

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#480760 - 03/10/10 07:03 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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This one?

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#480761 - 03/10/10 07:12 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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Yup... Learn it, live it, love it.. 3rd access.
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#480762 - 03/10/10 07:15 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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I'm surprised there are no fans of a clawfoot camel back couch. We have two that have been recovered twice in my ownership. I have no idea how old these things are but they could have served as the model for the Ethan Allen collecton.

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#480763 - 03/10/10 10:04 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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Re. Gia: Seen it. Nice piece of furniture.

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#480764 - 03/11/10 07:27 AM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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This thread is making Bree's Chair Leg totally jealous.
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#480765 - 03/11/10 08:20 AM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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These couches are cuckolded though, Bree's chair leg actually got some pussy.
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#480766 - 03/11/10 10:12 AM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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Quote:

This one?






Isn't that a chaise?

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#480767 - 03/11/10 10:17 AM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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I've shot a few porn girls on my couch. Here is Mallory Rae Murphy for the May 2010 issue of Fox Magazine.

Other girls to grace my couch for various other publications are Mandy Morbid, Mia Rose, Charlotte Stokely...

Btw, the couch is from Room and Board. The most action my couch has ever seen is a bj. I don't want to soil my lovely. Her wool/mohair fabric is to die for.


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#480768 - 03/11/10 03:14 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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You know you want it, Gia...



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#480769 - 03/11/10 03:42 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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You seem as sloppy as Berry. The fucken couch actually looks like its uneven.
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#480770 - 03/11/10 04:46 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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The dog's end sags a little.

No, Barry, not SWCBN.
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#480771 - 03/11/10 06:19 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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Quote:

Quote:

This one?






Isn't that a chaise?



No, I'm pretty sure it is a woman's butt.
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#480772 - 03/11/10 06:35 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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What it is, is a golden opportunity to repost one of the best Gia shots ever.

BTW, Gia, that's a nice image (props on the lighting) featuring your couch. It looks very comfy. And clean too.

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#480773 - 03/11/10 06:49 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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I remember Ariel had an ex-pw staying at his house and her chores included spraying disinfectant on the red couches.
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#480774 - 03/11/10 06:52 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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I wasn't aware that "couch" belonged to Gia.

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#480775 - 03/11/10 07:39 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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I want to see a fresh pics of Gia's tuchus. The shot in the dress at AVN was a torturous tease.
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#480776 - 03/11/10 07:48 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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Funny, B. I meant the photo that Gia shot, of MRM.
That chrome and leather deal looks like something out of a trend-o hip OB-GYN office. Probably has stirrups at the other end.

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#480777 - 03/11/10 11:20 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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Actually, the chaise lounge I'm posing with, I do own one as well. The next boyfriend i get, I am going to re-create that pose LIVE just for him in my living room.
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#480778 - 03/12/10 12:52 AM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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I've shot a few porn girls on my couch. Here is Mallory Rae Murphy for the May 2010 issue of Fox Magazine.

Other girls to grace my couch for various other publications are Mandy Morbid, Mia Rose, Charlotte Stokely...

Btw, the couch is from Room and Board. The most action my couch has ever seen is a bj. I don't want to soil my lovely. Her wool/mohair fabric is to die for.




Nice couch! I'd like to see the Charlotte Stokely set you did Gia, was it for Fox?

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#480779 - 03/12/10 12:56 AM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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Interior Illusions is exceptional, definitely Burg's type for the common room, office, and rec room; Room Serice?? bleh, I might plop something like that in the Guest House or in something like a Cabin I would rent for a couple months in Vermont, where they leave the furnishing to the occupants...


from January 2006 thru the end of 2007, when residing primarily in Mendocino County, I was making a conscious effort to travel down to LA and "hang" with various porn whore friends (call it a "phase" I went through if you will), I began to have several of them state rather plainly and directly that, even in my physical fuckedupness with my mobility issues and obvious physical trauma to my lower extremities, I was significantly more attractive than the typical meat stick mopes the girls were having to "work" with on a daily basis....witness>>>>>









wtf??? No wonder several chicks actually asked me if I would "help them out", or "loan", my dick for content shoots (POV stuff, where my face wasnt visible)....I admit, in all cases, I did want to stick my weiner in their whore holes just BECAUSE, but the idea of me being on film to record the act for the benefit of the chick's website, even incognito, just couldnt penetrate my conscience. If only Gia had been one to offer or raise the possibility ..... but at least she was kinda choosey, the periodic Tyce Buffune(s) not withstanding.
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#480780 - 03/12/10 01:01 AM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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This pattern seems oddly old fashioned




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#480781 - 03/12/10 01:05 AM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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This is a more classic black leather number, I think, it's a little difficult to see pass Kagney.



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#480782 - 03/12/10 01:07 AM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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I don't like the colour/texture combo of this couch.



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#480783 - 03/12/10 01:09 AM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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This grey number seems a little bland to me.


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#480784 - 03/12/10 01:10 AM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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This one at least looks comfy, but again I don't care for the colour.



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#480785 - 03/12/10 01:12 AM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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This pattern seems oddly old fashioned








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#480786 - 03/12/10 11:50 AM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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You know you want it, Gia...






Looking at that photo I'm estimating that your living room measures out in the neighborhood of a 12 on a Stimpmeter.
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#480787 - 03/12/10 02:21 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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N^ce... lol. I wasn't aware Ohio was on a major fault line. Or did you have the house designed like that to replicate the good old days?. You know.. the wobbly drunk at a 45 angle either following his nose or letting his toes guide him along.
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#480788 - 03/12/10 04:06 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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It's not just the couch. Check out the picture above it. WTF Chuck?

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#480789 - 03/12/10 04:14 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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I'm always facing the other way, I never see the picture.
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#480790 - 03/12/10 04:19 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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#480791 - 03/12/10 07:35 PM Re: Couches I Have Known...
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Is that the Ryan Knox model couch, since it looks to be going limp?
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