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#480697 - 03/18/10 12:42 AM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I assume that Barry rides a Harley




Did up until maybe 20 years ago. A nice 76 Pan. Very ratted out, louder than fuck, all that bullshit. When the panic attacks started hitting, I was terrified to drive, let alone ride. Sold it for a healthy profit. I only "look back" on the first few nice days of spring. We live on a fairly busy street, with a bike shop up on the hill. When I'm on the porch and they keep zooming by, I get a little nostaligic. Not enough to go and drop the cash, tho. I guess I have other toys that please me just as much or more.

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#480698 - 03/18/10 05:49 AM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
wannacorndog Offline
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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Just look at the Louser trying to kiss my ass by showing enthusiam for the thread. His bitch-like appeal to Malice for protection didn't go anywhere ("Tony, Coke has crossed the line!"). Now he's playing the suck up so I'll take it easy on him. Pathetic.




Now, Coke is an elitist who we all know loves the ass kissing. Remember when corn dog was actually sending him fan mail? Remember Coke's gentle smile while he bent over to position himself just so, to fully enjoy that tongue?

But, this an interesting twist. Apparently, you cross Coke and even when you do start licking it, the man's got his principles.

Lou, keep working the ass kissing. This is Coke's weakness. It will work, eventually.




Hey asshat, Coke posted more compelling stuff by accident than you ever posted on purpose. Why don't you give it a try? And BTW, you should get some help for your man on man oral fixation. That shit just ain't healthy.
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#480699 - 03/18/10 04:52 PM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
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Just look at the Louser trying to kiss my ass by showing enthusiam for the thread. His bitch-like appeal to Malice for protection didn't go anywhere ("Tony, Coke has crossed the line!"). Now he's playing the suck up so I'll take it easy on him. Pathetic.




Don't try and blame Tony. He's not even on the job. Handful has been trying to get back in here for like 2 weeks with no luck. Do try and know what the fuck you're talking about when you address me, dolt. yes?.
You dropped the pedo talk right about the time I made you realize the fucken clown I made you look. Sure it came from a higher authority but it wasn't Tony. Way to tattle on yourself btw.

As far as posting in this thread goes... well fuck you, I don't do that. Deal with it.
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#480700 - 03/19/10 06:43 AM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
Northrop Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
corn dog:

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Hey asshat, Coke posted more compelling stuff by accident than you ever posted on purpose. Why don't you give it a try? And BTW, you should get some help for your man on man oral fixation. That shit just ain't healthy.




Oh, look. On a board who's only merit seems to be talking trash, it's the guy who comes here to kiss as much ass as possible. And, I managed to get a little sqawk out of him! You're like some cheap toy that you squeeze it's nose and it honks, cute.

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#480701 - 03/19/10 04:21 PM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
wannacorndog Offline
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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corn dog:

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Hey asshat, Coke posted more compelling stuff by accident than you ever posted on purpose. Why don't you give it a try? And BTW, you should get some help for your man on man oral fixation. That shit just ain't healthy.




Oh, look. On a board who's only merit seems to be talking trash, it's the guy who comes here to kiss as much ass as possible. And, I managed to get a little sqawk out of him! You're like some cheap toy that you squeeze it's nose and it honks, cute.



It might be hard for someone like you to understand but there are actually people on here that I enjoy.(goes without saying that you aren't one of them)
Speaking of cheap toys please send my regards to your Mom.
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#480702 - 03/19/10 04:27 PM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Just look at the Louser trying to kiss my ass by showing enthusiam for the thread. His bitch-like appeal to Malice for protection didn't go anywhere ("Tony, Coke has crossed the line!"). Now he's playing the suck up so I'll take it easy on him. Pathetic.




Now, Coke is an elitist who we all know loves the ass kissing. Remember when corn dog was actually sending him fan mail? Remember Coke's gentle smile while he bent over to position himself just so, to fully enjoy that tongue?

But, this an interesting twist. Apparently, you cross Coke and even when you do start licking it, the man's got his principles.

Lou, keep working the ass kissing. This is Coke's weakness. It will work, eventually.




Hey asshat, Coke posted more compelling stuff by accident than you ever posted on purpose. Why don't you give it a try? And BTW, you should get some help for your man on man oral fixation. That shit just ain't healthy.






Northrup,

I distinctly recall receiving fan mail from YOU. I'm not sure, but I think you were a mudshark fan.
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#480703 - 03/19/10 04:34 PM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Yeah, but Barry told me some very nice things about himself. I feel like he's not letting his outside represent his inside, so that's why I'm getting him on 'What Not to Wear.'






Let me guess. He's kind and sensitive. You would be too if you were that ugly.

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#480704 - 03/24/10 08:26 AM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
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I think that Barry is a cool name. If I had to pick my own name then I would probably go with either Boris or Barry.

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#480705 - 03/25/10 03:38 AM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I think that Barry is a cool name. If I had to pick my own name then I would probably go with either Boris or Barry.




No matter what Coke the Cike might think, it's not my real name. I'm sure he calls out that name when he has his being sodomized fantasies. That, or "Max".

If I had a choice, my real name would be Darrell. Or Dean. Or Dante'. Hung up on "D's". Just like in junior high.
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#480706 - 03/25/10 01:52 PM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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If I had a choice, my real name would be Darrell. Or Dean. Or Dante'. Hung up on "D's". Just like in junior high.




Maybe try Dingle, Berry?.
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#480707 - 03/25/10 02:25 PM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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I think that Barry is a cool name. If I had to pick my own name then I would probably go with either Boris or Barry.




No matter what Coke the Cike might think, it's not my real name. I'm sure he calls out that name when he has his being sodomized fantasies. That, or "Max".

If I had a choice, my real name would be Darrell. Or Dean. Or Dante'. Hung up on "D's". Just like in junior high.



Dantes is better, it's like that guy who escaped from jail and became rich.

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#480708 - 03/25/10 10:17 PM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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I think that Barry is a cool name. If I had to pick my own name then I would probably go with either Boris or Barry.





Stick to jew names. Your 3 choices are Fyvush, Chaim or Schlomo. As for surnames, it should be a federal offense for you people to try tp pass for white by using Anglo-Saxon names. Sumner Redstone should have to go back to Rothstein. Ralph Lauren should have to stick with Lipschitz. If you all don't cut the crap and stop desecrating the culture of your superiors it could be time for Kristallnacht II.
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#480709 - 03/26/10 05:10 AM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Lauren is a very Anglo-Saxon name, indeed!
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#480710 - 03/26/10 06:07 PM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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I think that Barry is a cool name. If I had to pick my own name then I would probably go with either Boris or Barry.





Stick to jew names. Your 3 choices are Fyvush, Chaim or Schlomo. As for surnames, it should be a federal offense for you people to try tp pass for white by using Anglo-Saxon names. Sumner Redstone should have to go back to Rothstein. Ralph Lauren should have to stick with Lipschitz. If you all don't cut the crap and stop desecrating the culture of your superiors it could be time for Kristallnacht II.



How about Barton or Bartovio?

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#480711 - 03/26/10 08:51 PM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Lauren is a very Anglo-Saxon name, indeed!





Right. It's a variation of laurence/lawrence, which is one of the most common Anglo-Saxon surnames. Did you think it's Italian because of Sophia Loren or something? God you're dumb.
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#480712 - 03/27/10 05:08 PM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Lauren is a very Anglo-Saxon name, indeed!




Right. It's a variation of laurence/lawrence, which is one of the most common Anglo-Saxon surnames. Did you think it's Italian because of Sophia Loren or something? God you're dumb.




Damn, you're funny when you're stupid!
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#480713 - 03/27/10 05:56 PM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
He's the worst troll in existence. Panzer could even instruct him if he weren't the master of mutually exclusive clueless.
I'll let you decide who I was referring to in the above statement.
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#480714 - 05/17/10 05:45 PM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
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#480715 - 05/17/10 07:24 PM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
^^^
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#480716 - 05/18/10 01:43 AM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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maybe she has a really nice personality








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#480717 - 06/23/10 02:54 PM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
I've been working on this for weeks and I think I've come up with a female disgusting enough to be in Barry's league. Remember the whale-sized actress (Darla Cates) who portrayed Johnny Deppe's mother in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape"? Well, I'm trying to find out if Darla Cates is still alive. Does anyone think this could actually work? I mean, do you think she's still too hot for Barry and we need to go back to the drawing board?










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#480718 - 06/23/10 03:09 PM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
99% Fiction Offline
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
She is still alive and married. From IMDB:
Grew up in the panhandle town of Dumas, Texas, the daughter of a homemaker and a gas-station attendant who divorced when she was 12. Two years later she met her future husband and lied to him about her age. After a year's courtship they married; he was 25, she 15.


Isn't her catchphrase the same as yours Coke? "I'm not leavin' without my boy!"

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#480719 - 06/23/10 11:42 PM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
That's so sweet. Cokey wants Daddy's attention.
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#480720 - 06/25/10 01:21 AM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
superloads Offline
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Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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I've been working on this for weeks and I think I've come up with a female disgusting enough to be in Barry's league




Are you calling this your moment of triumph?
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#480721 - 09/19/10 12:09 AM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
This palsy chick could be on the market. Do you people suppose she'd go for Barry? Her family members and nurse's aides would probably have to like Barry too, since they'd have to be present help put her in position for Barry to go to town on.


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#480722 - 09/19/10 12:19 AM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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This palsy chick could be on the market. Do you people suppose she'd go for Barry? Her family members and nurse's aides would probably have to like Barry too, since they'd have to be present help put her in position for Barry to go to town on.







I'm like 99.9% sure someone else got banned from XPT for posting that photoset back when it was first making the rounds of online image boards.
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#480723 - 09/19/10 03:58 AM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
Claude Goddard Offline
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Yeah, I remember that, I think it was Hyde who did it.


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#480724 - 09/19/10 05:15 AM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
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Loc: fortified
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I'm like 99.9% sure someone else got banned from XPT for posting that photoset back when it was first making the rounds of online image boards.




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Yeah, I remember that, I think it was Hyde who did it.





yes it was hyde but those pics were far from "new" even when he posted them.

coco... you're chopping at the ball. smooth, even swings.
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#480725 - 09/19/10 06:23 AM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
Barry the Pirate Offline
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I'm like 99.9% sure someone else got banned from XPT for posting that photoset back when it was first making the rounds of online image boards.




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Yeah, I remember that, I think it was Hyde who did it.





yes it was hyde but those pics were far from "new" even when he posted them.

coco... you're chopping at the ball. smooth, even swings.





Cuck knows no other way. Smooth swings take some smarts.

I told him to bump the thread and he did. Dance, monkey, dance.
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#480726 - 09/19/10 11:27 AM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
Coyote Offline
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Registered: 03/29/10
Posts: 124
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I'm like 99.9% sure someone else got banned from XPT for posting that photoset back when it was first making the rounds of online image boards.



Banned? Why? How is that pic different from other pics on this board? How is it worse than the guy with the smashed skull?

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#480727 - 09/19/10 12:25 PM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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I'm like 99.9% sure someone else got banned from XPT for posting that photoset back when it was first making the rounds of online image boards.



Banned? Why? How is that pic different from other pics on this board? How is it worse than the guy with the smashed skull?




Back when those pics were making the rounds there was some question as to whether the individuals were participating of their own choice or whether they could even legally consent to it or the pictures. There were a couple obscenity cases in court at the time and Hyde was already on the moderators' shit list for some previous shenanigans. It was considered that if the participants couldn't legally consent to the activity and the pics that the images were paramount to being on the level of child pornography.
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#480728 - 09/19/10 01:02 PM Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
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Registered: 06/22/07
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I'm like 99.9% sure someone else got banned from XPT for posting that photoset back when it was first making the rounds of online image boards.



Banned? Why? How is that pic different from other pics on this board? How is it worse than the guy with the smashed skull?




Back when those pics were making the rounds there was some question as to whether the individuals were participating of their own choice or whether they could even legally consent to it or the pictures. There were a couple obscenity cases in court at the time and Hyde was already on the moderators' shit list for some previous shenanigans. It was considered that if the participants couldn't legally consent to the activity and the pics that the images were paramount to being on the level of child pornography.






Just because they look like Jerry's Kids doesn't mean they're retards. Stephen Hawking is quite the ladies man. He stole another man's wife. In the pc leftist democracies of Western Europe, more nanny states are increasingly providing a monthly credit for prostitute services for these people. They are saying sex is a human right. And why not? Taxpayers subsidize every other facet of life for most of these vegetables. I even heard on NPR radio (where else?) that European nurses aides/home health aides, who usually are employees of state health sevices, have been grumbling through their unions that they want the guaranteed right to refuse to participate in assisting gimps with jacking off. You see, certain nurses aides have become less popular with the palsies and it unfairly hurt their careers.


PS: Do you think Hitler saw all this coming?




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