I've been working on this for weeks and I think I've come up with a female disgusting enough to be in Barry's league. Remember the whale-sized actress (Darla Cates) who portrayed Johnny Deppe's mother in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape"? Well, I'm trying to find out if Darla Cates is still alive. Does anyone think this could actually work? I mean, do you think she's still too hot for Barry and we need to go back to the drawing board?