candidate #6: author Lucy Grealy






Lucy lost her jaw to cancer. She became a nympho and allowed anyone and everyone (including street trash) to fuck her however they wished. As she poignantly related in her essays, this made her feel wanted and attractive. She may have literally allowed men to put a bag over her head while fucking her. She didn't care. And her lack of a jaw gave her a snake-like ability to swallow/deepthroat just about anything without gagging. She may have been hideous looking, but she knew how to get her kicks. Barry's company could never be enough. She'd never get past the fact that he's too fat to become erect.