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Barry is a troubled 45 year-old. He looks 75+. He has round pig-like facial features. He wears a long grey beard to compensate for the lack of hair on his head and to hide his 3 chins. He is morbidly obese. He so is fat and ugly that he seems asexual, like a weird plant. He probably hasn't been able see his dick under his gut without looking in a mirror for over 10 years. He's probably incapable of becoming erect. He probably can't reach his ass to wipe himself after dropping one of his 10 lb bowel movements. But, as the expression goes, there is someone out there for everyone. Let's test this and brainstorm to see if we can come up with a female in Barry's league. Maybe we can give him some hope!

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