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#480648 - 03/09/10 07:27 PM
Re: Women ugly enough to be in Barry's league
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Registered: 06/22/07
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candidate #1: feminist Andrea Dworkin
Andrea is actually ugly and fat enough to be Barry's mother. This could be a plus because it's likely Barry wants a gal that reminds him of mom. Unfortunately, this perfect candidate was a man hating dyke so it never would have worked.
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#480649 - 03/09/10 07:32 PM
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candidate #2: Blair's retarded cousin from 'The Facts of Life' (AKA comedian Geri Jewell)
Geri's fucked up. She's retarded and that crooked face is not pleasant to look at. But, still, she's WAY out of Barry's league. Darn, this is going to be hard.
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#480650 - 03/09/10 07:38 PM
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Registered: 06/22/07
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candidate #3: Precious
Precious is a fucking cow, but right now she's "the it cow". After her fame fades, she might be willing to hang out with Barry at all-you-can-eat buffets. But, let's face it, she'd eventually drop the "I just want to be friends" line on him.
This is hard. Does anyone have any ideas? Let's show Barry that in theory there actually could be a match for him in the world.
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#480652 - 03/09/10 07:55 PM
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Me and my BF have this thing where we call people "Precious" if we think they're fat. As in "Isn't she Precious?." or "Wow Jenny, you've been looking mighty Precious lately." That is all.
By any chance are you talking about Mandy's Barry?...
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#480653 - 03/09/10 08:08 PM
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candidate #1: feminist Andrea Dworkin
Umm, Coke? I think she's more in Moblem's league than Barry's, and has been for almost five years.
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#480654 - 03/09/10 08:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#480656 - 03/09/10 08:19 PM
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This is a theoretical exercise. We're not going to literally find a compatible female. We're just exploring if it's possible.
Uh-HUH. Right. Theoretical exercise. Sorry. I misunderestimated you. Carry on.
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#480657 - 03/09/10 09:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Loc: Great America
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candidate #3: Precious
Precious is a fucking cow, but right now she's "the it cow". After her fame fades, she might be willing to hang out with Barry at all-you-can-eat buffets. But, let's face it, she'd eventually drop the "I just want to be friends" line on him.
This is hard. Does anyone have any ideas? Let's show Barry that in theory there actually could be a match for him in the world.
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#480658 - 03/09/10 09:17 PM
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#480659 - 03/09/10 09:23 PM
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Good God, Coke. You've put both Cindi and her mullet to sleep.
Angry graemlin from the poster currently known as "Fuck You" in 3... 2... 1...
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#480660 - 03/09/10 09:27 PM
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#480664 - 03/10/10 12:06 AM
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Wait, Carrot top is a paraplegic?
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#480665 - 03/10/10 01:30 AM
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Registered: 06/16/07
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He so is fat and ugly that he seems asexual, like a weird plant.
I don't want to encourage Coke but this is a good line.
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#480666 - 03/10/10 06:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Barry, I don't hate you, but I have a question. At what point did you just let yourself go? Why do you look so unsanitary and disheveled?
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#480671 - 03/10/10 09:14 AM
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Registered: 06/22/07
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candidates #4 & #5
These two gals might actually think Barry is a dreamboat. Well, I should correct that. They'd treat him like a dreamboat, but deep down they'd know he's fat and ugly. Afterall, they have an eye. Sadly, it could never work. Bary could never get any privacy with either twin and petty jealousies would doom the relationships. Drats! Back to square one.
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#480672 - 03/10/10 06:42 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/02/10
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I've worked for two bearded guys named Andy in my recent carreer, and Andy Baird was the original inspiration for me to plan to live the last few decades of my life as an RV vagabond.
This is the Emerald RV City at the end of the Yellow Brick Scenic Route:
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#480673 - 03/10/10 06:54 PM
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This is the Emerald RV City at the end of the Yellow Brick Scenic Route:
I thought that was Donny Long Studios? I'm crushed and disillusioned.
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#480675 - 03/11/10 01:35 AM
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candidate #6: author Lucy Grealy
Lucy lost her jaw to cancer. She became a nympho and allowed anyone and everyone (including street trash) to fuck her however they wished. As she poignantly related in her essays, this made her feel wanted and attractive. She may have literally allowed men to put a bag over her head while fucking her. She didn't care. And her lack of a jaw gave her a snake-like ability to swallow/deepthroat just about anything without gagging. She may have been hideous looking, but she knew how to get her kicks. Barry's company could never be enough. She'd never get past the fact that he's too fat to become erect.
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#480677 - 03/11/10 02:51 AM
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^Is she Jewish? I was thinking "jawlessjewess" would be a super cute e-harmony screen name.
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#480678 - 03/11/10 09:41 AM
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hey barry. why do you feel the need to sign every post, "barry"?
we know it's you ya old bastard.
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#480679 - 03/11/10 09:48 AM
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I need help here. I can't think of any other women ugly enough to be a potential match for Barry.
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#480681 - 03/11/10 10:15 AM
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Here's the first image that pops up if you search for "white trash bbq" in Google.
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#480685 - 03/11/10 03:56 PM
Uglier posters than Barry
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#480687 - 03/14/10 05:58 PM
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Race back to the thread... Coke last visited on the 11'th. Berry was here the next day. Last one back is the first loser?.
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#480690 - 03/17/10 11:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Yeah, but Barry told me some very nice things about himself. I feel like he's not letting his outside represent his inside, so that's why I'm getting him on 'What Not to Wear.'
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#480694 - 03/17/10 10:30 PM
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how often do you see a 400 lb tub of goo riding a motorcycle?
You really are nine years old, aren't you?
EDIT: Yeah, you just answered my question:
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Just look at the Louser trying to kiss my ass by showing enthusiam for the thread. His bitch-like appeal to Malice for protection didn't go anywhere ("Tony, Coke has crossed the line!"). Now he's playing the suck up so I'll take it easy on him. Pathetic.
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#480695 - 03/17/10 10:47 PM
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Yeah, you're right. Porky is probably training for a marathon as we speak. He's a master at all things physical.
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#480696 - 03/17/10 11:17 PM
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Gay For Pay
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Just look at the Louser trying to kiss my ass by showing enthusiam for the thread. His bitch-like appeal to Malice for protection didn't go anywhere ("Tony, Coke has crossed the line!"). Now he's playing the suck up so I'll take it easy on him. Pathetic.
Now, Coke is an elitist who we all know loves the ass kissing. Remember when corn dog was actually sending him fan mail? Remember Coke's gentle smile while he bent over to position himself just so, to fully enjoy that tongue?
But, this an interesting twist. Apparently, you cross Coke and even when you do start licking it, the man's got his principles.
Lou, keep working the ass kissing. This is Coke's weakness. It will work, eventually.
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