Electric razors are total fucking snake oil, I've bought 3 of them with the notion they'd be of utility when I had some commitment at night or I was on vacation and too lazy to really give a fuck about waking up and ripping my skin off for repsectability.
So the electrics purportedly weren't garbage, I think the cheapest was a buck fifty-I've gone through the hydra-headed design of the norelcos, then went for what was at the time the best panasonic made, then about 2 years ago i picked up a braun that's got a huge fucking LED screen on it and claims to be self-cleaning.
All fucking garbage, I'd be better off rocking stubble because it'd be uniform. Electrics when they're actually cutting facial hair invariably shit the bed on large patches of your face no matter how many times you run the thing over it,
The only redeeming aspect about the fuckers is the blade that cleans up the back of your neck, but I can get something roughly commensurate at cvs for ten to twenty bucks that looks much better at doing the same task.
The fucking things are more impressive than any Jewish Ponzi scheme because they'll never die and I consider myself fairly smart but I've easily wasted 500 dollars on the concept of a product.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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