You didn't miss a lot. Martin and Baldwin were okay but it was about the worst televised show of the Oscars I can remember. The director even fucked up the Academy's annual tribute to the grim reaper. The way the Best Actor and Best Actress awards were presented was comparable to standing in line behind Panzer at the Bath & Body Works customer service register--completely unbearable to watch and seemed like eternity until it was over.
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I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules