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#480249 - 03/06/10 05:56 PM The House Across The Street
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A little more than a year ago, a couple moved into the house across the street. For the first 6 months they lived there they used black Hefty bags to cover the windows, which have since been replaced with dark bed sheets. The small windows on the door have been painted over. Like I said it's a couple but the guy is never there, seems to come home only for a weekend once every few months. From the time the woman gets home in the afternoon until about 3 in the morning, EVERY light in the house is on.

I did some snooping a few months ago and looked over their fence. There was a Toyota rusting away in the corner of the yard, dog cages stacked up, and a lot of fire extinguishers. I sent my little brother over the fence when nobody was home to peek into the back windows and he said the whole yard was covered in dog shit and the back windows were covered up just like the front ones.

I once got a look into the house when the woman left the front door open while bringing in groceries and I saw a whole bunch of boxes, similar to the ones bulk copy paper comes in. Today she brought out a handtruck full of these boxes and some guy loaded them into the trunk of his car.

I'm convinced there is something going on in there but I can't figure out exactly what. My gut tells me it's a grow house or a meth lab or something to do with drugs. Any ideas on what might be going on in that house or how I can find out for sure?

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#480250 - 03/06/10 06:04 PM Re: The House Across The Street
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Meth lab... are you down-wind at a safe distance?
If there is no chemical odor it could also be a trap-house.
Either way, you will not want to cross the fence.
Trap-houses always have dogs..
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#480251 - 03/06/10 06:23 PM Re: The House Across The Street
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A little more than a year ago, a couple moved into the house across the street. For the first 6 months they lived there they used black Hefty bags to cover the windows, which have since been replaced with dark bed sheets. The small windows on the door have been painted over. Like I said it's a couple but the guy is never there, seems to come home only for a weekend once every few months. From the time the woman gets home in the afternoon until about 3 in the morning, EVERY light in the house is on.

I did some snooping a few months ago and looked over their fence. There was a Toyota rusting away in the corner of the yard, dog cages stacked up, and a lot of fire extinguishers. I sent my little brother over the fence when nobody was home to peek into the back windows and he said the whole yard was covered in dog shit and the back windows where covered up just like the front ones.

I once got a look into the house when the woman left the front door open while bringing in groceries and I saw a whole bunch of boxes, similar to the ones bulk copy paper comes in. Today she brought out a handtruck full of these boxes and some guy loaded them into the trunk of his car.

I'm convinced there is something going on in there but I can't figure out exactly what. My gut tells me it's a grow house or a meth lab or something to do with drugs. Any ideas on what might be going on in that house or how I can find out for sure?




It's a hunting camp and how do you know the dark sheets aren't curtains?. Who cleaned the shit off your brothers shoes?. Who cleaned the shit off your shoes?. Why did you knowingly step in shit?. Why did you send your brother to step in shit?. Why are they a couple if he's never there?. What fucken time do you go to bed if you know the lights are on and what the fuck are you up to?.

You touch kids Baloney.
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#480252 - 03/06/10 06:43 PM Re: The House Across The Street
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Try minding your own fucking business OP. It sounds like the neighbor keeps to themselves so the worse you seem to have to deal with maybe the smell of some dog shit from their backyard.

If you suspect its some type of crime house why the fuck would you send your little brother over to investigate for you pussy?? Grow some balls. Pussy snitch bastard.

Meth lab would stink to high heaven at some point. If its a grow house then head over in the middle of the night and listen outside for the sound of a 60Hz hum from the lamps and ballasts. Its common for growers to have thier lights on cycle set for night time since it helps with heat management. CHeck out the electric meter and see if its running super fast. Look for vent ducts...these are usually hidden as dryer vents of a stove pipe for a furnace or waterheater.

Grow houses make decent neighors IMO. They don't have alot of annoying friends hanging out, mind their own business and are probably pretty mellow. As long as they practice safe electrical procedure there is almost no chance of a fire. Adequate electrical service box, GFI outlets and the ever important "Waist rule", all electrical wires, equipment and outlets should be mounted and insulated above waist level.
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#480253 - 03/06/10 08:24 PM Re: The House Across The Street
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Maybe you can like purchase the environmental testing and they will take the air readings for any toxins and chemicals.

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#480254 - 03/06/10 10:15 PM Re: The House Across The Street
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That house sounds disgusting. What kind of pleb doesn't at least have white opaque curtain liners.
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#480255 - 03/06/10 11:01 PM Re: The House Across The Street
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In Alaska, it's perfectly acceptable to cover your bedroom windows completely with aluminum foil to keep out the latenight sunshine in the summer. And when someone gets busted for growing, it's because the cops work with the power company to determine who's using way more power than their neighbors, especially in rural areas.
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#480256 - 03/06/10 11:36 PM Re: The House Across The Street
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^^^ Where? In the slums? Hi, it's called get blackout curtains. They even have a white lining so your house doesn't look like Charin's RV from the outside.

Or you can buy the blackout liner separately. I got mine from here.

Or here we have the liner as a part of the curtain.
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#480257 - 03/06/10 11:47 PM Re: The House Across The Street
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I did some snooping a few months ago and looked over their fence. There was a Toyota rusting away in the corner of the yard, dog cages stacked up, and a lot of fire extinguishers. I sent my little brother over the fence when nobody was home to peek into the back windows and he said the whole yard was covered in dog shit and the back windows were covered up just like the front ones.




Sounds like they/she are making doggie animal sex movies. Did you notice if Chessie Moore was hanging around?
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#480258 - 03/07/10 01:06 AM Re: The House Across The Street
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Gia:

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They even have a white lining so your house doesn't look like Charin's RV from the outside.





I like to travel with freedom, and enjoy all the comforts of home in beautiful places.

Here's the view from my window last summer. I can change views as I desire.




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#480259 - 03/07/10 05:36 AM Re: The House Across The Street
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#480260 - 03/07/10 06:11 AM Re: The House Across The Street
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Very good!

Emo dog was fond of that tree.

We could make some kind of video game with ... nah.

Funny, the nearest strip club would be almost 50 miles away in Paducah.

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#480261 - 03/07/10 07:29 AM Re: The House Across The Street
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I like to travel with freedom, and enjoy all the comforts of home in beautiful places.

Here's the view from my window last summer. I can change views as I desire.





Keep telling yourself that, dude. Hey, did you gag factor the hole in that tree? Honk your horn 3 times for yes.

If you're into traveling so much, why don't you get a passport and go to different countries?
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#480262 - 03/07/10 08:58 AM Re: The House Across The Street
TonyBaloney Offline
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Posts: 219
Quote:

If there is no chemical odor it could also be a trap-house.



I've never smelled anything(weed, chemicals, dog shit) coming from the house.

Quote:

Try minding your own fucking business OP.



I can't help it, it was the way I was brought up. In fact, I think nosiness might be an inherited trait in my family.

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If you suspect its some type of crime house why the fuck would you send your little brother over to investigate for you pussy??



Because I'm getting too old and lazy to climb 7-foot tall privacy fences.


The guy came home this morning. I saw him while he was leaving. There was a college chick with him(I'm assuming she's in college because she looked young and was wearing a shirt that said "Sigma Chi Cutie Pie") and they left with 4 or 5 boxes. However, these boxes were smaller and of a different color than the boxes I saw yesterday.

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#480263 - 03/07/10 09:09 AM Re: The House Across The Street
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Registered: 12/16/08
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Just be happy they aren't troublesome neighbors. I'd much rather live next to a grow house then a couple of yuppies w/ a few never done anything wrong "not my kids" who will come on your property, fuck stuff up and then sue when they trip and fall as they run home.

If you got some balls, then try shaking them down for an ounce or 2 to keep quiet and help keep an eye out.
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#480264 - 03/07/10 10:41 AM Re: The House Across The Street
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Meth lab... are you down-wind at a safe distance?
If there is no chemical odor it could also be a trap-house.
Either way, you will not want to cross the fence.
Trap-houses always have dogs..




WTF is a traphouse?

They may not be cooking crystal, but I'm betting the do it. Blacked out windows are a dead giveaway. Keeps their enemies from looking in the window and stealing their souls.

Barry
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#480265 - 03/07/10 11:57 AM Re: The House Across The Street
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A trap-house is where an illegal organization will stash supplies, illicit cash, drugs etc.
Far wiser to keep these things guarded(usually by dogs)off-site from where the actual illegal activity takes place. Those boxes are a dead give away. They allow them to ferry unmentionables in plain site without arousing attention. How much copy paper can one person need?
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#480266 - 03/07/10 12:27 PM Re: The House Across The Street
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Quote:

Quote:

If there is no chemical odor it could also be a trap-house.



I've never smelled anything(weed, chemicals, dog shit) coming from the house.

Quote:

Try minding your own fucking business OP.



I can't help it, it was the way I was brought up. In fact, I think nosiness might be an inherited trait in my family.

Quote:

If you suspect its some type of crime house why the fuck would you send your little brother over to investigate for you pussy??



Because I'm getting too old and lazy to climb 7-foot tall privacy fences.


The guy came home this morning. I saw him while he was leaving. There was a college chick with him(I'm assuming she's in college because she looked young and was wearing a shirt that said "Sigma Chi Cutie Pie") and they left with 4 or 5 boxes. However, these boxes were smaller and of a different color than the boxes I saw yesterday.




Just fucken call the cops complaining about dog noises, shit smell, a domestic, whatev. Why that wasn't your first thought is beyond me.
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#480267 - 03/07/10 03:40 PM Re: The House Across The Street
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Posts: 2116
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... and they left with 4 or 5 boxes. However, these boxes were smaller and of a different color than the boxes I saw yesterday.




Obviously the boxes were filled with dvd's of the bestiality porn they are producing.
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#480268 - 03/07/10 04:32 PM Re: The House Across The Street
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Nosey neighbors are anoying and a pest of the highest order. I usually flatten their tires or kill their potted plants/lawn. I live in a blue collar town and only in the last 10 years have they become a problem. I've talked to several people who moved here only to move out becasue they said the people weren't friendly. After some questioning it came out that they just tried to engage their new neighbors too aggressively and got their nose smacked with a rolled up newspaper, figuratively speaking. My town is right on the nexus of the major traveling routes but is cheaper to rent or buy than the surrounding towns without stepping across the river into the ghetto/high crime areas, plus the town is 99.5% white so in the last decade we have a number of families just starting out and young professionals moving in.
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#480269 - 03/07/10 04:50 PM Re: The House Across The Street
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Quote:

Quote:

... and they left with 4 or 5 boxes. However, these boxes were smaller and of a different color than the boxes I saw yesterday.




Obviously the boxes were filled with dvd's of the bestiality porn they are producing.




Can I get some directions to this place? And ask them to send some samples over. I might be able to give them an excellent distribution deal in Europe.
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#480270 - 03/07/10 04:54 PM Re: The House Across The Street
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OP, I suggest you mind your own fucking business and STFU.
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#480271 - 03/07/10 05:22 PM Re: The House Across The Street
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I think the OP may be My Girl's Nosy Bitch.

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#480272 - 03/07/10 05:26 PM Re: The House Across The Street
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They could be hiding the JFK files in that house. Or maybe all the bribe money Cheney received, while being Vice. Or the real moon stones. Or space dust.

Why don't you set fire to the place? You'll know soon enough.
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#480273 - 03/07/10 05:43 PM Re: The House Across The Street
TonyBaloney Offline
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Registered: 12/17/09
Posts: 219
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OP, I suggest you mind your own fucking business and STFU.




I suggest you try ignoring a house that uses garbage bags as curtains and has the lights on all night.

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#480274 - 03/07/10 05:56 PM Re: The House Across The Street
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Quote:

OP, I suggest you mind your own fucking business and STFU.




I suggest you try ignoring a house that uses garbage bags as curtains and has the lights on all night.



I have before. I'm thinking you're either a tweeker yourself and/or hating because they haven't invited you in for a line. Lol.
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#480275 - 03/08/10 04:32 AM Re: The House Across The Street
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Man I'm so cold - it's 98 degrees
Think I saw some human heads growin' on the trees
Get a pair of pliers - and pull out all my teeth
Never gonna need 'em if I'm never gonna eat
I'd really be excited if I thought that this would pass
Didn't have a wallet man I wouldn't have an ass
My girlfriend's on the floor - she's gurglin' from the mouth
That must be why I got these maggots crawlin' on the house

Not much of a sleeper
I am the tweaker

Now I'm pukin' up my balls they're fuzzy little stones
at least I'm not a hippie faggot smoking little bones
when the bag runs empty - satan helps me cop
Drinkin' up the draino to get back on top
If I don't get some fuel I think I'm gonna flip
I just ate a scorpion that stung me on the lip
Sometimes I get so tired - never been a sleeper
Life is just a side-effect cause I am the tweaker

I just ate my beeper
I am the tweaker
I'm chewing on my sneaker
I am the tweaker

Born in 1984 I think I'm still alive
These spots on my face and neck look like I'm 65
Snot bubbles in nose every time I start to cough
My shriveled dick fell on the floor while I was jerkin' off
My skin will start to burn if I turn on the lights
My dealer wants his money but I can't fuckin' fight
No sense in taking out the garbage leave it one the bed
Call and leave a message 'cuz tomorrow I'll be dead

Here comes the fuckin' reaper
I am the tweaker
Here comes the fuckin' reaper
I am the tweaker
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#480276 - 03/08/10 12:08 PM Re: The House Across The Street
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Registered: 12/09/08
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^^^ You, sir, are a poet
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#480277 - 03/08/10 05:58 PM Re: The House Across The Street
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Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
Buy some meth off them and go fishing for whores.

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#480278 - 03/09/10 02:22 AM Re: The House Across The Street
Claude Goddard Offline
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The title of this thread sounds like an 80s horror film.

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