Earl of Pimpwich, Derek H-e-e-e-y, taking Ye Olde High Road?
Trickeration!
Read thee Proclamation: Duke of Underho, William Ryder, shaving Shillings on Wenches-for-Hire?
Scandalous!
Dastardly Dealings and Nefarious "Negotiations" in Porndom...
Such Intrigue has Never met Ribald Farce!

*Coming Soon to the Stage*