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"I'm Coke. You're old, I'm not. You have grey hair, I don't. I'm a big bigot, but I can only tell people here about it. I'm a pussy, but I talk big on the net, because I can hide my face. People can take one look at you and tell you're a loser. People can take one look at me and think I'm both Keith Richards and a coward. I've got a high power job where I bully Mexicans. Jews run world banking and are the backbone of the personal hygiene industry. Hookers and my mommy tell me I'm handsome and I believe it. I'm Coke.".

Classic features. Of course, we'll have to take your word for it. Hey, maybe you could get some of the babes on here that have your pic to chime in and let us know all about your Douglas Fairbanks, Sr. swashbuckling good looks. Or is your classic look more the androgenous (jondra?) Victor/ Victoria thing? Did you send away for one of those deals Wally Cleaver wore to give him a Roman nose? Or are you just a weezened up little cunt? Sort of a Napoleon Dynamite's brother thing going on? Training for cage fighting too?

Thanx for specifying that you haqve non- grey hair on your head. Do you get your bff to bleach your bum bum fuzz or does your mom take care of that for you? "That's my little Cokey. You're a handsome boy.".

It all comes back to ES, doesn't it? You think this is a fight, with a winner and a loser. Cokey, I'm not fighting with you. I'm playing. And you're fighting with all your might. But you're still in bitch position. And when I decide that I've gone too far and let you up, you're going to get up crying and telling anybody who will listen that you're gonna get me. Just like a that tattooed, bass playing Jew gold trader in Krakow.

Mommy and chicks you pay still love you and tell you you're handsome. Yup. I'm the loser. And "everybody" knows it.

Keep dancing, monkey. You're truly entertaining as fuck. You make me snicker.

Looking forward to hearing from you soon. You can't help yourself.

Very truly your servant,
Barry

PS

In case you haven't figured it out, and you haven't, "Barry" may be a "real" name, but it's not my real name. I use it because I think it's a funny name for a pirate. Like Brian being a funny name for a dog. Or Coke being a funny name for a brand of douche. But you make it work, fella. Don't let anybody tell you don't.






You're doing a lot of typing, but you're not scoring ANY points. Your trying the old "I know you are but what AM I defense on your looks, but You're not getting it. You are ROCK BOTTOM. They don't come any uglier or less desireable. Yes Fisher Stevens is ugly, but you're 1000 times uglier. If you were to open a phone book and point to a random name, there is a 100% chance that person is better looking than you. Ugh! I'm trying to help you here.
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