Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Aaawww. That's so sweet. And of course they tell you what they really think. Does mommy tell you what a handsome, big boy you've become?
It's been my experience the last 75 years that the more someone has to talk about how tough they are, how rich they are, how sterling of a reputation they have, how much of a life they have, whatever they say to talk themselves up, that it usually just isn't true. I'm sorry, but I have to assume with a blowhard like you, the stereotype fits. It's OK, guy. The world needs ditchdiggers, too.
Does anyone say "pc" anymore? That's a keen phrase, gramps.
I have plenty to lose, but at the end of the day, it's just a paycheque. I was looking for a job when I came there. How seriously can I take it? I've been on the interwebs for 25 years, posting my goofiness and having my face on various profiles. I've never gotten any flack other a MySpace account I made as a joke. 300 and some odd "friends", all of them BBW webmodels. A guy at work stumbled on it and told me if I didn't change it to "private", he'd tattle to my boss. I told him to go to Hell. How un- pc of me. Bwahahahaha. Could you do that, Master Ace? I doubt it. You're too brave for that.
Which truth can't people handle? Silly superficial comments about Jews having hook noses and being money grubbers. Is that the truth people can't handle? Yeah. You're dangerous. A big threat to the status quo. You picked on some Mexicans who you were over, who had no way of standing up to you. Big, big man. Big, big bigot. Are you rude to the gal behind the counter at Piggly Wiggly? I'm sure you don't stand up to anyone who could do anything about it, you handsome chap. You'll tell us you do, but you don't.
You're a coward and a pussy. Plain and simple. Being a bully doesn't make you less of a pussy.
I'm sure you have a pretty mouth and your mother loves you very much. No matter how stupid of a douche you are.
Love ya, kid,
Barry
There are some accepted objective standards of good/bad looks in our society. For example, I am in good shape (and you are a fat tub of goo). I have non-grey hair on my head (and you're one of those guys who wear funny hats to cover their bald head). I have classic features (and you have rounded pig features).
I referred to Holocaust Jews to correct you on the point that traditionally there were a lot of Jews in Krakow (no doubt some were shylocks and gold traders). But if you want to get technical about the soap comment, here's a little something from the Israel Holocaust Museum Yad Vashum website - "It alleged that Dr. Rudolf Spanner, the head of the Danzig Institute in Germany, had ordered the production of soap from corpses in 1943. A human soap "recipe," allegedly prepared by Dr. Spanner (Nuremberg document USSR-196), was also presented. One fact is known. The Nazis did use human hair and skin to make various products."
As for you having a job and not having problems because you post boring shit bla bla bla, everyone already know what a loser you are now and always have been. It just takes one look at you. Of course it wouldn't matter. You're in the same class as Panzer, who also uses a real pic and even a real name. My situation can not be compared to you and Panzer in any way. Even for this board, you and him are special cases - lol.
You can't win here because you're YOU.
"I'm Coke. You're old, I'm not. You have grey hair, I don't. I'm a big bigot, but I can only tell people here about it. I'm a pussy, but I talk big on the net, because I can hide my face. People can take one look at you and tell you're a loser. People can take one look at me and think I'm both Keith Richards and a coward. I've got a high power job where I bully Mexicans. Jews run world banking and are the backbone of the personal hygiene industry. Hookers and my mommy tell me I'm handsome and I believe it. I'm Coke.".
Classic features. Of course, we'll have to take your word for it. Hey, maybe you could get some of the babes on here that have your pic to chime in and let us know all about your Douglas Fairbanks, Sr. swashbuckling good looks. Or is your classic look more the androgenous (jondra?) Victor/ Victoria thing? Did you send away for one of those deals Wally Cleaver wore to give him a Roman nose? Or are you just a weezened up little cunt? Sort of a Napoleon Dynamite's brother thing going on? Training for cage fighting too?
Thanx for specifying that you haqve non- grey hair on your head. Do you get your bff to bleach your bum bum fuzz or does your mom take care of that for you? "That's my little Cokey. You're a handsome boy.".
It all comes back to ES, doesn't it? You think this is a fight, with a winner and a loser. Cokey, I'm not fighting with you. I'm playing. And you're fighting with all your might. But you're still in bitch position. And when I decide that I've gone too far and let you up, you're going to get up crying and telling anybody who will listen that you're gonna get me. Just like a that tattooed, bass playing Jew gold trader in Krakow.
Mommy and chicks you pay still love you and tell you you're handsome. Yup. I'm the loser. And "everybody" knows it.
Keep dancing, monkey. You're truly entertaining as fuck. You make me snicker.
Looking forward to hearing from you soon. You can't help yourself.
Very truly your servant, Barry
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In case you haven't figured it out, and you haven't, "Barry" may be a "real" name, but it's not my real name. I use it because I think it's a funny name for a pirate. Like Brian being a funny name for a dog. Or Coke being a funny name for a brand of douche. But you make it work, fella. Don't let anybody tell you don't.
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