Funny shit, Barry! Now I can't shake the image of kosher soap-on-a-rope.

But seriously, I've seen Bach up close and personal and the dude's gotta be 6'3" and he's been pretty beefed up for years, unlike his skinny rocker days of yore. Seinfeld is what? 5' 6"-and-a-half in boots?
Bach could tap his lights out from four feet back!