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#480054 - 03/05/10 02:04 AM Jayden Jaymes: I only date celebrities
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Registered: 12/26/07
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I LOVE when people write me on these different social networks with shit like:

"Hi, my name is _(Insert Name Here)_ and my friend _(Insert Different Name Here)_ from _(Insert RANDOM-ASS State Here)_ said that you guys dated but he broke up with you because _(Insert LAME Excuse Here)_. Well, I just wanted to introduce myself and tell you that you'd deserve better and we should hang out... BLAH BLAH BLAH!"

I think it's so fucking funny that some people's lives are so boring that they actually lie to their friends and say that they're dating me or have dated me! Umm... Have you not heard about the notches in MY belt?! Why the hell would I date some 20-year-old kid in East Jesus Nowhere when I'm in Southern California dating the guys that they're idolizing on TV?!

Think about it, losers!





http://forum.puba.com/showthread.php?t=10&page=144

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#480055 - 03/05/10 03:01 AM Re: Jayden Jaymes: I only date celebrities
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what veleb haqs she dated besides chuck liddel?

has she gotten that ugly mole removed from her chin?
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#480056 - 03/05/10 03:16 AM Re: Jayden Jaymes: I only date celebrities
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She is a 6 with make up at best, she should be happy she is getting any sexual attention and id love to see the list of "famous" people shes banged, im guessing human cock fighters and bit players on shows like scrubs and rapist 2 on law and order. The best are guys who have her picture holding up a sign with their name, laughing and saying these guys are retards further down in the thread.
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#480057 - 03/05/10 06:14 AM Re: Jayden Jaymes: I only date celebrities
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Registered: 04/16/05
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LOL, I say that in under 2 years she'll be hooking on Craig's list (if she isn't already).

Do "celebs" cruise Craig's list?

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#480058 - 03/05/10 09:09 AM Re: Jayden Jaymes: I only date celebrities
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LOL, I say that in under 2 years she'll be hooking on Craig's list (if she isn't already).

Do "celebs" cruise Craig's list?




Only Charlie Sheen when he's out of rehab.
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#480060 - 03/05/10 04:52 PM Re: Jayden Jaymes: I only date celebrities
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I only think I've seen one of her scenes and wasn't impressed. She has a real generic look.
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#480061 - 03/05/10 08:38 PM Re: Jayden Jaymes: I only date celebrities
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I think she is being very liberal with the term "date" also, I mean maybe she has banged a few, but I doubt they are going out to dinner, hanging out on sunday mornings or getting the meet the parents treatment.


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Wow, well I'll have to visit her blog to read the whole post because maybe that excerpt was taken out of context (I sure hope it was).

However if that's how she truly feels, she's missing the point of such emails. It's a compliment when a "fanboy" writes a porn actress such things because even though he or she may not have as "busy" of a life as the object of his or her affection, there is SOMETHING he finds appealing and relatable about the actress that he's trying to touch base with.

A lot of porn fans are actually very cool people and without them buying Miss James or anyone else's material she wouldn't have a job.

In a strange and odd way, having the chance to have been a porn actress, model, pinup girl, webcam girl, etc is a gift because it opens a window for you via myspace (twitter, or whatever other social networking site that's out there) to actually SEE from a distance exactly what types of people are superficially attracted to you, where they are and what they're about. Most people never get the chance to know that.






ahhh monica, you are very right, the obese underlaid can make a pornstars career, dare I say there are more pounds per capita in jenna jameson's fan base then any other group or population for any other recorded event. (peak 1998)
Its a shame we can't move your brain into a more visually appealing adult performer.
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#480062 - 03/06/10 09:02 AM Re: Jayden Jaymes: I only date celebrities
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Registered: 02/28/09
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Think about it, losers!





Who the fuck is "Jayden Jaymes"?


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#480063 - 03/06/10 10:03 AM Re: Jayden Jaymes: I only date celebrities
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Think about it, losers!





Who the fuck is "Jayden Jaymes"?






Is she the twat who banged Tiger Woods then hired that ambulance chasing Gloria Alred (jondra?)?

Barry

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#480065 - 03/06/10 02:29 PM Re: Jayden Jaymes: I only date celebrities
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Another whore receiving a lesson in humility from the great Monkey, Jayden Jaymes sees ghosts.... Feels like 2006 on XPT again...good times.

Jayden's post confirming she's a certified nut-case:
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I'm not THAT weird!!! I'm actually pretty normal compared to the some of the people I hang out with!!! Hahahahahaha!!!!
My dog does see spirits... it's weird. I've heard that most dogs do. All of the women in my family do, as well. It's a fucked up gift that I don't really like to talk about because it scares me, but we've had some weird shit go down in my parents' place! lol. I don't see much anymore because I've prayed to... well... my idea of what 'God' is... to take it away. I can't handle it sanely. I rarely see things now... Just on the freeway! (Yeah... I see people run across the freeway every now and then!!!)


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#480066 - 03/06/10 03:07 PM Re: Jayden Jaymes: I only date celebrities
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Fuck... I looked at th^t post and thought it was something I posted.
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#480067 - 03/06/10 04:35 PM Re: Jayden Jaymes: I only date celebrities
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Registered: 12/17/09
Posts: 219
Isn't Jayden Jaymes one of Britney Spears' kids?

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#480068 - 03/06/10 06:43 PM Re: Jayden Jaymes: I only date celebrities
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Registered: 06/22/07
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ahhh monica, you are very right, the obese underlaid can make a pornstars career, dare I say there are more pounds per capita in jenna jameson's fan base then any other group or population for any other recorded event. (peak 1998)
Its a shame we can't move your brain into a more visually appealing adult performer.




Why do you keep dissing what I look like? I'm not the most beautiful but I'm far from ugly. I'm really sick of the insults because it actually DOES bother me. If you think I'm just OH SO unattractive then ignore me on this board and stop feeling the need to knife jab me in the side via your snidely written posts. It's not just rude and cowardly - it's stupid and shows exactly what level of life you live on.

Your life must really suck to make me such a focus of your negativity.






Monica, did you do anything to upset Jeff "Smelly Monkey" Mullen when you were doing the "Not the Cosby Show" thing?
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#480069 - 03/06/10 07:01 PM Re: Jayden Jaymes: I only date celebrities
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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ahhh monica, you are very right, the obese underlaid can make a pornstars career, dare I say there are more pounds per capita in jenna jameson's fan base then any other group or population for any other recorded event. (peak 1998)
Its a shame we can't move your brain into a more visually appealing adult performer.




Why do you keep dissing what I look like? I'm not the most beautiful but I'm far from ugly. I'm really sick of the insults because it actually DOES bother me. If you think I'm just OH SO unattractive then ignore me on this board and stop feeling the need to knife jab me in the side via your snidely written posts. It's not just rude and cowardly - it's stupid and shows exactly what level of life you live on.

Your life must really suck to make me such a focus of your negativity.




I think you look great Monica
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#480070 - 03/07/10 05:56 AM Re: Jayden Jaymes: I only date celebrities
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Why do you keep dissing what I look like? I'm not the most beautiful but I'm far from ugly. I'm really sick of the insults because it actually DOES bother me. If you think I'm just OH SO unattractive then ignore me on this board and stop feeling the need to knife jab me in the side via your snidely written posts. It's not just rude and cowardly - it's stupid and shows exactly what level of life you live on.

Your life must really suck to make me such a focus of your negativity.





Hey Monica

Its really to each their own, I mean there are a lot of people who don't find brad pitt attractive or umm megan fox? One person's treasure is anothers trash and the like. I mean i can understand why my comments could hurt your feelings I think if you focused your attention towards those who find you attractive instead of the people like me who see you more as the female version of an arm pit(t) rather than a female brad pitt (im so thankful I found a way to crowbar that maury povich audience member like comment into a post) it would be better for your peace of mind, im sure you have heard much worse from better people.
If it means anything you are probably in the top 5 looking current female porn stars posting here, just as long as you remember the day number 6 signs up you get bumped down a spot, unless padova or kami resign then you buy yourself a little more time.


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I think you look great Monica





there you go.
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