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I LOVE when people write me on these different social networks with shit like:

"Hi, my name is _(Insert Name Here)_ and my friend _(Insert Different Name Here)_ from _(Insert RANDOM-ASS State Here)_ said that you guys dated but he broke up with you because _(Insert LAME Excuse Here)_. Well, I just wanted to introduce myself and tell you that you'd deserve better and we should hang out... BLAH BLAH BLAH!"

I think it's so fucking funny that some people's lives are so boring that they actually lie to their friends and say that they're dating me or have dated me! Umm... Have you not heard about the notches in MY belt?! Why the hell would I date some 20-year-old kid in East Jesus Nowhere when I'm in Southern California dating the guys that they're idolizing on TV?!

Think about it, losers!

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