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#479766 - 03/04/10 02:35 AM Craigslist- the free section
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Things I've posted: Old tires, boxes, art supplies, building materials, magazines

Things I've gotten: Firewood, boxes, a dog kennel, church pew, coffee table, dining room set, fur coat, picture frames, books.

What about you guys? What are stories with the free section? Any cool finds or unusual experiences?
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#479767 - 03/04/10 04:17 AM Re: Craigslist- the free section
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
WTF? Are you channeling Panzer now??
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#479768 - 03/04/10 04:54 AM Re: Craigslist- the free section
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
I love craigs!! I have stated before that back in 05 when I began editing, I built an entire broadcast quality bay in my home off of craigs. It took quite a bit of driving over SoCal but it was worth it and I only got stuck for one out of ten or so items. A guy sold me a PAL deck that I was able to unload on a pawn shop.
When I need a durable item I will price it on ebay and search craigs before I do anything else
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#479769 - 03/04/10 06:41 AM Re: Craigslist- the free section
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Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
Alot of smaller salons will post in the free section for hair models.
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#479770 - 03/04/10 08:42 AM Re: Craigslist- the free section
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Wow, Gia. My whole image of you has just been turned upside down. Giving away tires. Accepting peoples' throw away furniture. Is that coffee table a giant spool from a construction site? You're a hillbilly. You should go on vacation with Charin in his piece of shit camper.
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#479771 - 03/04/10 08:46 AM Re: Craigslist- the free section
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Quote:

Things I've gotten: Firewood




Don't you live in L.A.? Why would anyone there need firewood? Or are you a romantic ho?
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#479772 - 03/04/10 09:11 AM Re: Craigslist- the free section
MrBelvedere Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
" Gots some Terra Grapplers off mah Truuck real nice, or trade for some YSL pumps"

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#479773 - 03/04/10 09:30 AM Re: Craigslist- the free section
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Wow, Gia. My whole image of you has just been turned upside down. Giving away tires. Accepting peoples' throw away furniture. Is that new coffee table a giant spool from a construction site? You're a hillbilly. You should go on vacation with Charin in his piece of shit camper.




LOLZ no, never will I vacation in an RV or decorate like some Burning Man loser. My coffee table looked pretty much like this.. I'm not into rustic furniture at all.

And what am I going to do with my old tires once I bought a new set of Pirellis. I'm not wasting time harboring them in my garage, dicking selling them. Easier to just get rid of them.
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#479774 - 03/04/10 09:38 AM Re: Craigslist- the free section
Anonymous
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I'm curious about the church pew.

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#479775 - 03/04/10 09:39 AM Re: Craigslist- the free section
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
It looked cool in my foyer.
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#479776 - 03/04/10 09:41 AM Re: Craigslist- the free section
TonyMalice Offline
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Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
I'm curious about the dog kennel.
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#479777 - 03/04/10 09:42 AM Re: Craigslist- the free section
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
I wanna know about the fur coat. Real or faux?
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#479778 - 03/04/10 09:43 AM Re: Craigslist- the free section
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Photo shoot. I put a girl in it. I got it from the church pew guy.
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#479779 - 03/04/10 09:48 AM Re: Craigslist- the free section
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

I wanna know about the fur coat. Real or faux?




Real, darling. Of course.
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#479780 - 03/04/10 09:53 AM Re: Craigslist- the free section
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Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Quote:

Wow, Gia. My whole image of you has just been turned upside down. Giving away tires. Accepting peoples' throw away furniture. Is that new coffee table a giant spool from a construction site? You're a hillbilly. You should go on vacation with Charin in his piece of shit camper.




LOLZ no, never will I vacation in an RV or decorate like some Burning Man loser. My coffee table looked pretty much like this.. I'm not into rustic furniture at all.

And what am I going to do with my old tires once I bought a new set of Pirellis. I'm not wasting time harboring them in my garage, dicking selling them. Easier to just get rid of them.





You're not making sense, hick. Even Sears Automotive will dispose of your old tires when you get a new set of Die-hard Radials.

Sounds like you can't afford to not answer every time I bring up meeting me in person. You need me, only I'm not sure if I'm still interested. It sounds like we'd have to eat at Denny's. Every place else would be too classy and you'd embarrass me with your bumpkin manners.
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#479781 - 03/04/10 10:03 AM Re: Craigslist- the free section
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I've only been in a Sears once in my life, so I'm not familiar with their policies. And I never gave you an answer on meeting you because if I ever did agree to meet you for lunch, I feel like you're the type that would stand a girl up on purpose just to be a dick.
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#479782 - 03/04/10 10:19 AM Re: Craigslist- the free section
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Never. But if you orderede something expensive, I'd expect ass privliges for the night.
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#479783 - 03/04/10 02:53 PM Re: Craigslist- the free section
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Good read... Coke busts on Gia for ducking tire disposal fees and then brings up Sears. Fucken mall shopper..heh.
You do realize that if you tire shop high end rubber that Sears covers that cost in their prices, yes?. And what exactly are you pedaling that you use Sears Coke?.
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#479784 - 03/04/10 03:40 PM Re: Craigslist- the free section
cameronkeys Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
Quote:

Quote:

I wanna know about the fur coat. Real or faux?




Real, darling. Of course.




Oh Gia...you went to the dark side?
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#479785 - 03/04/10 05:40 PM Re: Craigslist- the free section
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:



Oh Gia...you went to the dark side?





Talk about sending out the bat signal to Tritone.
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#479786 - 03/04/10 06:33 PM Re: Craigslist- the free section
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

I've only been in a Sears once in my life, so I'm not familiar with their policies. And I never gave you an answer on meeting you because if I ever did agree to meet you for lunch, I feel like you're the type that would stand a girl up on purpose just to be a dick.





If an admitted hick like you has only been to Sears once, it's probably because you grew up in Dogpatch and the nearest Sears was 50 miles away in Hooterville. I suppose you've only been in a 7-11 once too, huh? Unlike you and Charin, I didn't just fall off the turnip truck.



Quote:

Good read... Coke busts on Gia for ducking tire disposal fees and then brings up Sears. Fucken mall shopper..heh.
You do realize that if you tire shop high end rubber that Sears covers that cost in their prices, yes?. And what exactly are you pedaling that you use Sears Coke?.






You're trying too hard, Loserpher.

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#479787 - 03/04/10 07:10 PM Re: Craigslist- the free section
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
My mom had better stores to take me to than Sears when I was growing up. The mall we went to didn't even have a Sears. Then when I was old enough to shop on my own, it's not like I thought to myself, 'Hey, let's try this Sears place.' You can tell it's even grosser than JC Penneys without even stepping inside.
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#479788 - 03/04/10 07:15 PM Re: Craigslist- the free section
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I think I'll hit the local craigslist free section and see if I can't stir up something like this.

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#479789 - 03/05/10 10:00 AM Re: Craigslist- the free section
Anonymous
Unregistered


^^^ That made my day. Thank you.

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#479790 - 03/05/10 11:26 AM Re: Craigslist- the free section
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Did you read the one titled"Surrogate Father"? Insane.
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#479791 - 03/05/10 11:35 AM Re: Craigslist- the free section
Anonymous
Unregistered


That was good. I also liked "Horse Farm," "Barter my Whore Wife" and "Barely Legal Little League." "'Special' Wife" was good, too. Hell, they're all good.

It's like the "Gardenweb" of Craigslist.

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#479792 - 03/05/10 06:16 PM Re: Craigslist- the free section
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

You're trying too hard, Loserpher.




And you're avoiding the question. You just proved you can't afford high end tires, much less dispose of them. What's next Cuck?. Don't tell me you're frontin on the pussy you buy. lol

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#479793 - 03/06/10 06:37 PM Re: Craigslist- the free section
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Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

You're trying too hard, Loserpher.




And you're avoiding the question. You just proved you can't afford high end tires, much less dispose of them. What's next Cuck?. Don't tell me you're frontin on the pussy you buy. lol







Doh! You've boxed me in again Loserpher! This is like playing chess against Mr Spock!


It's to bad for your kid that you can't afford pussy. I understand its ass is now weaker than those offered up in the Craig's List free section for repeated truck stop use.


Sorry to let you all down, but I haven't put tires on a car since my early 20s. Like other successful people, I trade my vehicles in for newer models long the tires wear out. You people live like savages.


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#479794 - 03/07/10 01:39 PM Re: Craigslist- the free section
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Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
I've been thinking. Why don't we all pitch in and get the Louser a Craig's List whore? That way his kid's asshole would get at least half a day's rest. Until the school social worker gets some concrete evidence, it's the best anyone can do. Who's down?
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#479795 - 03/07/10 04:37 PM Re: Craigslist- the free section
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
If you are really as succesful and rich (etc.) like you claim to be, why don't you buy Lou a whore yourself? You seem to have enough experience in paying for pussy.
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#479796 - 03/07/10 05:39 PM Re: Craigslist- the free section
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

If you are really as succesful and rich (etc.) like you claim to be, why don't you buy Lou a whore yourself? You seem to have enough experience in paying for pussy.





I knew you wouldn't be able to stay out of this. You just want to gain the Louser's trust so you'll have an opportunity to use his kid in one of your sick films. The rest of us here are trying to stop the abuse. Crawl back under your rock.



PS: You seem to be lumping all types of whoring together as something to be ashamed of. Unlike you, I'm not into child whores so there's no problem. I am never satisfied with one woman so I throw the occasional premo stripper or escort into the mix. If they're smokin hot, why the fuck not?
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#479797 - 03/07/10 05:47 PM Re: Craigslist- the free section
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:


I knew you wouldn't be able to stay out of this. You just want to gain the Louser's trust so you'll have an opportunity to use his kid in one of your sick films. The rest of us here are trying to stop the abuse. Crawl back under your rock.








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#479798 - 03/10/10 09:37 AM Re: Craigslist- the free section
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Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

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You're trying too hard, Loserpher.




And you're avoiding the question. You just proved you can't afford high end tires, much less dispose of them. What's next Cuck?. Don't tell me you're frontin on the pussy you buy. lol







Doh! You've boxed me in again Loserpher! This is like playing chess against Mr Spock!


It's to bad for your kid that you can't afford pussy. I understand its ass is now weaker than those offered up in the Craig's List free section for repeated truck stop use.


Sorry to let you all down, but I haven't put tires on a car since my early 20s. Like other successful people, I trade my vehicles in for newer models long the tires wear out. You people live like savages.









good comeback, Loserpher!
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#479799 - 03/10/10 05:33 PM Re: Craigslist- the free section
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Don't tell me you expected a reply to that idiot post.. haw.
Or do I have you spun so hard that you're replying to shit I haven't posted yet?. heh. You're teetering, tit. I've seen it a thousand times.
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#479800 - 03/11/10 01:08 AM Re: Craigslist- the free section
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Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
nice try, Louser!
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