A lot of black women in NYC are just plain fucking dumb. Today I had to get to Macy's in downtown Brooklyn from Manhattan so I took a 2 train and dozed my stop and when I woke up I was in the black neighborhood (I knew that because only black people can live around a station that is called Sterling). So I went out and changed the trains to backtrack to my destination. While on the train some black homeless woman walks into the train cars and starts begging for change and she says that she is pregnant and that she does not like the homeless shelter. So that was the case #1.

Case #2 is this: I got out of the train on the Atlantic Avenue station and went up to Target to get a can of Goya pear nectar drink. When I got up via the escalator, I suddenly hear noise and screams, I turn my head around and see how a stroller falls down uncontrollably from escalator F3-F2. It turns out that the black woman lost control of the stroller that held her nigglet and it came racing down the escalator. Everyone kept looking but I just walked into Target because I knew that it was a Typical Negro Behavior.