I was just pulled out of class so student services could talk to me.... I had gotten this email in my student email a few weeks ago and just dismissed it and posted on my facebook bc it was kinda funny. Well... 2 of my classmates told the school and the school is freaking out. Offering a police escort to and from my car and for security to walk past my classrooms and asking if I feel safe or violated and for my permission to go into my email and find out who it is and have them expelled from school.... Ugh so now I just spent an hour pulling everything down off of facebook what a pain in the ass. The school has suspended laptop privileges for all Criminal Justice students… I am pretty sure I read this somewhere on the internet and it is not an original “letter”…. WTF Im not good enough for someone to put some damn thought into their creepiness lol.


To My Fellow Classmate With the 36 C's and Fine Body:

Thanks for the constant cock tease. I really do enjoy the extremes you go to show off your smoking hot bod, e.g. the cleavage baring tank tops, painted on t-shirts, thongs, boy shorts, shirts that are super low cut, lack of a belt (last week I saw you skipped the panties . . . . Thanks), the hole nine yards.

Yet it's time to stop the double standard. For every action there is a reaction. It's a physical law. Allow me to explain: Ater witnessing you parade around school all day, stopping to pose at the bubbler to chat with your female friends whilst you bend over to display an ass that I would crawl a thousand miles to rim, don't be surprised and pissed off and run away to tattle on me. It's only natural that I have become . . . . well, engorged.

And in my state of turgid arousal, I remain where I am, in the comfy chair in the hall, trying to hide a throbbing member who's need to plunge itself deep into every orifice of your body, cannot be so easily hidden or controlled. I am a man. I like to fuck women. I especially like to fuck pretty women.

You don't see us guys walking around school showing off our wood, do you? I don't prance in and announce to all within ear shot, "Gee, Bob. These new briefs really accentuate the length and girth of my now steel like cock" or "I'm not sure, but I don't think these slacks make my dick look big, what do you think Ted?". To do so would be, well, let's just say "inappropriate". Yet, you feel compelled to do just that after having made your latest purchase from Victoria Secret.

*My school name* Thanks you!

Criminal Justice Guy