I was just pulled out of class so student services could talk to me.... I had gotten this email in my student email a few weeks ago and just dismissed it and posted on my facebook bc it was kinda funny. Well... 2 of my classmates told the school and the school is freaking out. Offering a police escort to and from my car and for security to walk past my classrooms and asking if I feel safe or violated and for my permission to go into my email and find out who it is and have them expelled from school.... Ugh so now I just spent an hour pulling everything down off of facebook what a pain in the ass. The school has suspended laptop privileges for all Criminal Justice students… I am pretty sure I read this somewhere on the internet and it is not an original “letter”…. WTF Im not good enough for someone to put some damn thought into their creepiness lol.


To My Fellow Classmate With the 36 C's and Fine Body:

Thanks for the constant cock tease. I really do enjoy the extremes you go to show off your smoking hot bod, e.g. the cleavage baring tank tops, painted on t-shirts, thongs, boy shorts, shirts that are super low cut, lack of a belt (last week I saw you skipped the panties . . . . Thanks), the hole nine yards.

Yet it's time to stop the double standard. For every action there is a reaction. It's a physical law. Allow me to explain: Ater witnessing you parade around school all day, stopping to pose at the bubbler to chat with your female friends whilst you bend over to display an ass that I would crawl a thousand miles to rim, don't be surprised and pissed off and run away to tattle on me. It's only natural that I have become . . . . well, engorged.

And in my state of turgid arousal, I remain where I am, in the comfy chair in the hall, trying to hide a throbbing member who's need to plunge itself deep into every orifice of your body, cannot be so easily hidden or controlled. I am a man. I like to fuck women. I especially like to fuck pretty women.

You don't see us guys walking around school showing off our wood, do you? I don't prance in and announce to all within ear shot, "Gee, Bob. These new briefs really accentuate the length and girth of my now steel like cock" or "I'm not sure, but I don't think these slacks make my dick look big, what do you think Ted?". To do so would be, well, let's just say "inappropriate". Yet, you feel compelled to do just that after having made your latest purchase from Victoria Secret.

*My school name* Thanks you!

Criminal Justice Guy

Hi Mandy - what area of Wisconsin do you live in?

Milwaukee area

me too - I'm in the Milwaukee/Chicago sphere

maybe we've crossed paths. have you danced at any local clubs?

Got some vacation time coming Coke?

how about a private?

Heh I can picture it now.. the most awkward strip tease in history .... I fall flat on my ass and somehow you get hurt in the process too

how about if i book you for a few scenes, only we don't film it

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/det/1346989617.html

No, it's not wrong. I'm just wondering if it would make your life easier if you tell admin it's a bullshit ripoff.

I told them I was pretty sure it wasnt original but they didnt seem to care. Im not in trouble, however the entire criminal justice program got a long lecture on their responsibilities to the community and how to present themselves heh

Better they learn now. Can you say multi-million dollar sexual harassment suit?

I hope someone runs you over with their car.

Sig! You are on some kind of fucking roll today
I remember when I used to be funny too
Maybe you will run me over with your car?

nigga what i look like? I aint got no car.

Dog? An avatar pic is free Are you protesting or something?

nigga cant even afford free these days bish. Im like the polar opposite of your nigga burg. he rich, and cant walk. Im poor but can walk.

i will gladly run you over with your own car for a small fee though.

^^^ Or given Fenris' duct tape & Yoko Ono treatment.

How about this, "You better swallow tonight honey, or next time we go to your parent's, I'll get all drunk and slut shame you by letting it slip you had that abortion."

The lesson/lecture was directed to them. I really don't dress inappropriate for school... I typically wear a belt but sometimes god forbid I forget or didn't throw one on in my rush to get out the door.

I posted the letter in a note on my Facebook and a nosy classmate took it upon herself to "protect" me and thought she should inform student services.

I just personally find it sad people don't have anything better to do than to insert themselves into other peoples business. /shrugs Since moving back to my hometown... it has been quite interesting how people react to me. There are days I am surprised people are not wearing Hazmat suits and gloves taping purel to my ass hehe.

Agreed ! But, what kind of extreme plot would that take ????