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#479601 - 03/03/10 11:53 AM Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
I am trying to be a better person/father/brother/son etc.
I have quit pot, cigarettes and drinking. I do the best I can to treat others the way that I want to be treated. Every time I address an issue, two more seem to jump up to replace it.
I am: Not aggressive enough. I have ego and insecurities, at the same time
I am honest to a fault. I care whether or not you like me I will put the needs of others before my own, no matter how many times that works against me. My forces are often spread too thin to be effective.:(
Before I used to act before I thought, now I spend too much time thinking.
I used to be funny
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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#479602 - 03/03/10 12:00 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

I care whether or not you like me




Fix th^t and you'll be fine.
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#479603 - 03/03/10 12:02 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

I will put the needs of others before my own, no matter how many times that works against me.



Th^t too?.
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#479604 - 03/03/10 03:55 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
Quote:

Not aggressive enough & Insecurities




I absolutely love men who are the right amount of aggressive / driven and confident without being extremely cocky and egotistical.
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#479605 - 03/03/10 04:12 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Mandy,I don't believe we have met. This may be the best thing to come out of my flaws
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#479606 - 03/03/10 04:29 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
Heh you weren't missing much. Boring midwest girl I am. But either way, Hi I'm Mandy! Its been awhile since I have actively posted here. I don't have much to say now days =)
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#479607 - 03/03/10 04:35 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
If that avatar is any indication,I have missed plenty
I know what you mean about not having much to say. I used to be funny
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#479608 - 03/03/10 04:44 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
Well wtf were you from 2005-2007? I was a posting freak here. Not so blonde anymore thankfully. Eh I have a lot of smart ass in me... but to lazy to post it =)
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#479609 - 03/03/10 05:16 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

What the fuck is wrong with you?



it's simple, really. you retired after six years as a stunt cock. and your ex-wife, god rest her soul, took her alcoholism and tourette’s syndrome with her to the grave. finally gypsy grew up and moved out- and let's face it, for you she was that satisfaction of smooshing a crying kid's face into a birthday cake again and again and again.

over the previous decades, your body had built up certain chemical defenses to all that irritation. now that sources of that aggravation have disappeared, your system is imbalanced, perpetually keyed up for stress that never comes. no wonder that instead of calming you down, your new lifestyle has left you feeling listless and depressed. it may even account for your recent sexual dysfunction.

the answer is simple: begin drinking heavily, and i don't mean in that charin sort of a way where you're wandering the produce aisle naked. then go out and find the nearest cop and take the wildest swing you can muster. this will reintroduce some much needed tension and adversity back into your life. i feel that it's needed right now.

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#479610 - 03/03/10 05:19 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
wannacorndog Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Quote:

If that avatar is any indication,I have missed plenty
I know what you mean about not having much to say. I used to be funny



You are still funny Bishop. Funny looking.
Just kidding, you are Aces in my book.
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#479611 - 03/03/10 05:22 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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over the previous decades, your body had built up certain chemical defenses to all that irritation. now that sources of that aggravation have disappeared, your system is imbalanced, perpetually keyed up for stress that never comes. no wonder that instead of calming you down, your new lifestyle has left you feeling listless and depressed.





This explains much of my last two weeks, actually.


Quote:

the answer is simple: begin drinking heavily, and i don't mean in that charin sort of a way where you're wandering the produce aisle naked. then go out and find the nearest cop and take the wildest swing you can muster. this will reintroduce some much needed tension and adversity back into your life. i feel that it's needed right now.





This part may explain why my hand has been hurting the last few days.

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#479612 - 03/03/10 05:30 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
@Mandy. I was selling cars in Pennsylvania back then. Don't worry I see a certain zing to your posts.
@wanna. Thank you but maybe you need to set higher standards
@MarkJ. As my life coach you are a little late to this thread Have you noticed I am feeling a little better already? I am thinking maybe just get laid, but I will keep your suggestion as a fall back. It certainly isn't anything I have never done before
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#479613 - 03/03/10 05:35 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Not to sound insensitive toward your sufferings, but don't you have a blog for this shit?
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#479614 - 03/03/10 05:49 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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I will put the needs of others before my own, no matter how many times that works against me. My forces are often spread too thin to be effective.:(


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#479615 - 03/03/10 05:59 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Third Axis Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/02/10
Posts: 165
Loc: Golden State of mind
Hey, Bish. You inquired on another thread as to who I am. Didn't want to respond there, since it was a lame, racist line of comment that was going on, and I had only chimed in to make a small point. I'd rather respond on one of your own threads here. Short of it is: 25 years in production—broadcast video, sports, entertainment, music (rock, punk), porn since '90s but now I'm transitioning back into mainstream indie prod.

I dig your posts. *Much Respect*


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#479616 - 03/03/10 11:11 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Third Axis Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/02/10
Posts: 165
Loc: Golden State of mind
Thanks for the msg. Here's a couple more for ya, Bish.


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#479617 - 03/04/10 04:35 AM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Girl on girl!!!
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#479618 - 03/04/10 01:05 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Third Axis Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/02/10
Posts: 165
Loc: Golden State of mind
Your wish is my command...


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#479619 - 03/04/10 01:56 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Thanks for the pics. If you want help making them appear in your posts just ask. Many of us would be happy to help out, especially with pictures such as these.









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#479620 - 03/04/10 04:58 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Third Axis Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/02/10
Posts: 165
Loc: Golden State of mind
Thanks, C. I appreciate that. Yes, tell me how to post pics directly, because I was under the impression they had to reside on a site with a URL, so I use Photobucket for that, and just copy/paste the IMG tags, but you're not allowed to post adult images there. I can post them as attachments in the comment utility, but they don't show on the forum page when I do that, so obviously I'm doing it incorrectly. I'll post more of my BTS as soon as you get me dialed in. Thanks again*

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#479621 - 03/04/10 05:14 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Here's how I did it.

I opened your attachments and then saved them to my machine.

There was a tricky part here because your file extension is .php which the forum won't support.

When I saved your pics in the save as section I erased your names and changed them to pic1.jpg, pic2.jpg. etc.

Then I started a post and uploaded them one by one.

So you have uploaded a pic but it just appears as you having an attachment on the top of your post.

Click the attachment and copy the url from the top of the browser.

Then use that attachment address between image tags for your pic to show up.

Btw you have to click the edit post button to do this.

[img][/img] put your whole URL between those tags.

Adding multiple images to a single post follows the same principal. Just add the first attachment and make sure it works. Edit the post again and add your second attachment and that attachment link at the top of your post will now have the second picture you added.

And repeat the process.

If you want a more clear explanation let me know.
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#479622 - 03/04/10 08:01 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Third Axis Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/02/10
Posts: 165
Loc: Golden State of mind
Here goes:


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474117-bts01.jpg (12 downloads)



Edited by Third Axis (03/04/10 08:06 PM)

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#479623 - 03/04/10 08:41 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Max Rhino Offline
Straight For Pay

Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 971
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
Quote:

I am trying to be a better person/father/brother/son etc.
I have quit pot, cigarettes and drinking. I do the best I can to treat others the way that I want to be treated. Every time I address an issue, two more seem to jump up to replace it.
I am: Not aggressive enough. I have ego and insecurities, at the same time
I am honest to a fault. I care whether or not you like me I will put the needs of others before my own, no matter how many times that works against me. My forces are often spread too thin to be effective.:(
Before I used to act before I thought, now I spend too much time thinking.
I used to be funny
What the fuck is wrong with you?




If by any chance you are serious, then I recommend the Learning as Leadership self mastery seminar in beautiful San Francisco. 9 days of open dialogue and self study leading to many great things.
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#479624 - 03/04/10 08:57 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

If by any chance you are serious, then I recommend the Learning as Leadership self mastery seminar in beautiful San Francisco. 9 days of open dialogue and self study leading to many great things.





That sounds like the first step to a confidence scam, pyramid scheme or a cult.
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#479625 - 03/04/10 09:34 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Max Rhino Offline
Straight For Pay

Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 971
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
Probably closest to a cult, but without the creepy guy handing out odd tasting kool aid.
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#479626 - 03/04/10 10:47 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Third Axis Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/02/10
Posts: 165
Loc: Golden State of mind
Hey, Bish, apologies for derailing your thread here with my photo bullshit. We were talkin about you...

There's nothing wrong with you, bro. Don't think so much, and get outdoors as often you can - clears the head. Always works for me.
*Peace* (and I agree wholeheartedly on g/g!)

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#479627 - 03/06/10 03:01 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
MrBelvedere Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
Quote:

I am trying to be a better person/father/brother/son etc.
I have quit pot, cigarettes and drinking.




Nobody like a QUITTER!

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#479628 - 03/06/10 03:41 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

Hey, Bish, apologies for derailing your thread here with my photo bullshit. We were talkin about you...

There's nothing wrong with you, bro. Don't think so much, and get outdoors as often you can - clears the head. Always works for me.
*Peace* (and I agree wholeheartedly on g/g!)



Please feel free to derail any thread I start with girl on girl images
I went out side yesterday. It helped
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#479629 - 03/06/10 03:45 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
Congrats on going outside!!!!! Are you going to try it again tomorrow???
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#479630 - 03/06/10 03:54 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Hey Mandy, what is happening?
Tomorrow is Sun. I hope not. I plan to spend the morning cleaning, afternoon cooking and the remainder of the day resting in preparation of the new week.
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#479631 - 03/06/10 04:06 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
Do they sell guys like you at walmart or some shit?? Clean... cook? I'm getting a bit excited over here! If you can do my homework too I will throw in an extra $5!
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#479632 - 03/06/10 04:43 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Mandy we can work out a pseudo-slavery-sexual-trade thing. I will have paperchase work out the details...
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#479633 - 03/06/10 05:07 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Crocodile Offline
Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Quote:

Do they sell guys like you at walmart or some shit?? Clean... cook? I'm getting a bit excited over here! If you can do my homework too I will throw in an extra $5!




Is this all what a girl like you wants in a guy? What kind of redneck infested, hillbilly hellhole do you call home this days? XPT seriously needs to organize a whore relief operation to get you back to civilization, where guys who cook and clean are the norm.
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#479634 - 03/06/10 05:30 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin

Quote:

Is this all what a girl like you wants in a guy? What kind of redneck infested, hillbilly hellhole do you call home this days? XPT seriously needs to organize a whore relief operation to get you back to civilization, where guy who cook and clean are the norm.




You know, I would settle for one that wasn't an asshole 90% of the time, confident, an IQ of 110+, and whose baby clock is NOT ticking... You can't impregnate the unwilling damn it. Cooking and cleaning is a bonus, fuck if he picked up after himself I would be happy and don't care about the damn toilet seat.
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#479635 - 03/06/10 06:01 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
I am willing to pick up after BOTH of us
p.m. your address....
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#479636 - 03/06/10 06:37 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
Oh but if I just post my addy right in the thread here it increases my chances on having a anal raping /gang bang tonight!! Dream killer you are!
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#479637 - 03/06/10 07:23 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Mandy, you should be very careful what you say around here. I can see it now.
3/06/10- After much soul searching and coming up empty, hall of fame director Jim Powers gets back to what he does best with this new J.M. release "Anal Rape/Gangbang/Dream Killer" We gave Jim the latest 3D technology so this movie will reach out and tax your ass! street date-03/08/10
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#479638 - 03/06/10 08:26 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
Quote:


3/06/10- After much soul searching and coming up empty, hall of fame director Jim Powers gets back to what he does best with this new J.M. release "Anal Rape/Gangbang/Dream Killer" We gave Jim the latest 3D technology so this movie will reach out and tax your ass! street date-03/08/10




HAHA!!!! I still have nightmares from AB 24 lmao. An anal raping doesn't sound to bad right about now, perfect way to wind down for the night! You think the IMAX will be showing "Anal Rape/Gangbang/Dream Killer" ????
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#479639 - 03/06/10 09:29 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U

If you see it in IMAX you leave the theater with your
pants torn and your ass stinging!!!
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#479640 - 03/09/10 07:57 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Here goes:




Which one are you?
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#479641 - 03/09/10 08:06 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Third Axis Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/02/10
Posts: 165
Loc: Golden State of mind
cam op.

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#479642 - 03/09/10 08:32 PM Re: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Grey hair?
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