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#479549 - 03/03/10 12:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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My birthday is approaching. I'm making a wishlist to post in a few months.
:cowers from the hate bombs about to launch:
I want stuff.
I'm not going to lie and say it was upon popular request, though several xpt'ers have sent me really cool gifts just on their own accord. I was surprised and thankful. 
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#479551 - 03/03/10 02:54 AM
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Registered: 12/13/03
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Yeah Mark, good luck with that one  I have been trying to give her a black child the old fashioned way for years now to no avail  Kinda curious though Baby G. What types of things will be on this list?
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#479552 - 03/03/10 03:49 AM
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Registered: 06/22/07
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i'll get you whateveer you want, but you have to meet me alone in a hotel room to claim it
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#479554 - 03/03/10 08:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Yes, I'm going to have different levels. Dependent upon the gift's value spent, I shed an xpt secret. For a Starbucks gift card, I post a Sports Swami pm. Buy me the Audi S4, I'll tell you who Monkey is. KIDDING!
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#479556 - 03/03/10 08:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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 G's Wishlist:
Christian Louboutin Black Greissimo Pumps
Christian Louboutin Lavender Banana Peep-Toe Pumps
Crème de la Mer
Estee Lauder Re-Nutriv Re-Creation Eye Balm
Guerlain Orchidee Imperiale Fluid
Benriner Cook Help Spiral Vegetable Slicer
Wait. She said birthday, right?
40 Years of Sunny Days DVD
Hamburger Phone
Colonic Irrigation Gift Certificate
Butterscotch
PS. Ohh hey Monks, how's it going? 
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#479557 - 03/03/10 09:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
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That would probably get you two pictures, one of what comes out of gia during the session and the other a head shot of gypsy, both signed by gypsy and a letter from gia asking you to tell you which is which.
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#479560 - 03/03/10 12:40 PM
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im sending you some over the hill TP for your big 4 OH.
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#479562 - 03/03/10 03:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
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What's the date agin?
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#479563 - 03/03/10 04:06 PM
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I'm going to go Lubben here and send you a Target card, because I know how much you hate WalMart. I'll also throw in some drinks the next time you're in town. I already know who Monkey is.
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#479565 - 03/03/10 04:43 PM
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#479567 - 03/03/10 07:23 PM
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She has no interest in kids.. One of my fave lines from her and the one I can most relate to goes something like this.. "I need more time to myself than other people". or some shit. not word for word I'm sure but exactly how I roll too.
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#479569 - 03/03/10 07:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Lou said that Gia said: Quote:
"I need more time to myself than other people"
Moreso than my "Online Personality Test" or whatever I called the thread, and disregarding my results this is probably the best descriptive phrase I could say about myself.
Gia and I would get along famously. I'd fuck her whenever she wanted and she'd fuck me whenever I wanted, we wouldn't worry about who the other might be fucking and would both focus on excelling with our personal goals.
I'd skeet on all the gifts you mail her and we would laugh about it.
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#479571 - 03/03/10 09:52 PM
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http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7MJ2ZFFDRecorded while drunk for maximum shittiness. Turn your subwoofer all the way up.
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#479572 - 03/03/10 10:59 PM
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Registered: 10/02/08
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Yes, I'm going to have different levels. Dependent upon the gift's value spent, I shed an xpt secret. For a Starbucks gift card, I post a Sports Swami pm.
do i have this straight- a guy sends a gift to a girl on the internet whom he's never met, and in exchange gets the opportunity to mock a PM from a guy that sends gifts to girls on the internet whom he's never met.
and yet it makes total sense. the one thing i can think of that you could send a female sight unseen without being a total klingon-fluent virginal mark is maybe a book. anything else amounts to donating perfectly good munitions to the enemy.
get that amazon list updated Gia.
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#479574 - 03/04/10 08:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Cool, but I don't think an Audi S8 will fit in your hotel room.
I thought you originally asked for an S4? Or is the S4 what you want with no strings attached, while the S8 is the price for a private? Personally, I'd get an S5, but I'm too tall to sit in it.
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#479575 - 03/04/10 02:48 PM
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S anything will do I'm sure. Steezo, you can't fit in a 5?.
How fucken tall are you?.
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#479576 - 03/04/10 02:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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^^^
I'm 6'5". The S5 has a giant moonroof and I think that's why it's lacking in headroom for me. I like getting cars without a moonroof and with manual seat adjustments just for the extra 2" or so of headroom. My current car is an A6 with a moonroof and I can just barely fit into it comfortably without having to lean the seat back a lot.
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#479577 - 03/04/10 03:03 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Hear ya then... Im over 6 ft but I like to put my seat on the floor(like a beamer)and be up on the wheel. Everyone whos ever ridden with me comments on how I don't fit in the car but I do it on purpose.
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#479578 - 03/04/10 03:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I had a friend who'd drive like that, but only because he couldn't see for shit at nighttime. I guess he thought getting closer to the windshield would help. Mostly, it made me nervous.
What I don't get is shorter guys who lean their seats way back and then drive with one hand. These are usually wiggers. One of the funniest things I've ever seen was a guy driving like this getting into a car accident a few years back. It was a 3 lane road and the right two lanes were bumper to bumper with stopped traffic. This guy rolled in real slow from the side street and gave a Vanilla Ice backwards peace sign to the cars that were letting him cross, only to get T-boned by a car he couldn't see driving up in the 3rd lane. He went from hero to zero in no time flat. No one was hurt, so it's OK to laugh.
Edited by Steezo (03/04/10 03:18 PM)
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#479585 - 10/15/10 06:12 PM
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