Attention all current and future pornstars -- Google is your friend! When your agent sends you on a shoot, type the director's name into the "Internet machine" and press the "Google button". Read the results. This may save you a lot of tears and frustration. Yes, Max Hardcore is a bad, bad man. HELLO?

Oh yeah ... Neesa? No one will listen to your diatribes if you say in 40,000 words what everyone else on this planet can say in 400. Jesus fucking Murphy, focus woman!