Hey Phatboy, what is happening?

Thank you for reaching out during my darkest hour.
I cannot believe my bad luck from porn. Every month now I get these blackmail letters in the mail. I know it is because of the porn. The letters say, if I don't send money they do such things as: deprive me of my utilities, turn off my internet, that kind of shit. I am afraid so I pay them and it makes my anus sting so bad I can hardly shit
While I am grateful for your donation you have made me aware that I need a paypal account

Since I was not born with a vagina, a paypal account is not my birthright

So for now those who want to help can p.m. and pay my blackmailers directly
Thank you,
Bishop