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#479112 - 03/01/10 10:32 PM
One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Before this line get's too long I want to get in it.Not being active in porn has left several voids in my life I am now forced to work a regular job like the rest of you. I can no longer wake up at 11am and go get laid and pick up a check for what it takes me a week to earn now and be home before my child gets out of school. I no longer am presented with young nubile bodies spread wide without proper introduction several times a week. My taste for high end luxury cars and electronics is no longer being met. I don't think that it is fair that I should have to stop and consider whether I actually need something before I purchase it. I have even sunk so low that it is necessary for me to buy food at the market and spend even more time preparing it before my son and I can eat. Sometimes there are not enough hours in the day for me to masturbate to compensate for all of the eighteen to thirty year old pussy I am no longer getting. This is no kind of way for me to live and you can help. If you have cash that I can have with out having to repay, or if you have a female family member or friend who will let me fuck her without have to be bothered with learning her real name. Please p.m. me. I cannot go on like this and I need your help. Bishop
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#479113 - 03/01/10 10:40 PM
Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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nigga whats your address i got some sams club bulk kool aid packets you finna get.
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#479114 - 03/01/10 10:42 PM
Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Bish, all I have to give are old clothes. What's your dress size?
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#479116 - 03/01/10 10:57 PM
Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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he cant get back in james deen called him the n word. word!
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#479117 - 03/01/10 11:05 PM
Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Tony won't let me come back. @guapo Is it grape? @ Gia I am a size 10.I am too big for your things but since I am sure many still have tags,if I yard sale them this might help. I hope more friends will pitch in. A niggaz hours is really fucked up right now and little Bish is in public school. PUBLIC SCHOOL!!!!
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#479118 - 03/01/10 11:09 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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yeah there some blue drink up in there.
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#479121 - 03/01/10 11:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Where is the weird da burg bat signal picture when you need it?
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#479122 - 03/01/10 11:26 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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why the fuck you aint out making a porn parody?
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#479128 - 03/01/10 11:47 PM
Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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Gay for Pay. Dunno if that's a step up or down from being a Bukkake Boy, but it's work.
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#479129 - 03/01/10 11:47 PM
Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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#479135 - 03/02/10 02:57 AM
Re: Don't call it a comeback
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Yeah, but you don't have to shave your balls anymore or worry which foods make your load taste bad.
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#479138 - 03/02/10 07:09 AM
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Oddly enough I never stopped shaving my coin purse
force of habit???
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#479139 - 03/02/10 07:16 AM
Re: Don't call it a comeback
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I'm afraid to ask what is your coin purse? Since coin purses have an opening, do you mean your...ewww...nevermind. And the fact that there is a money making analogy to that area...scary, Bish. Looks like you answered your own question on how to obtain extra loot.
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#479140 - 03/02/10 08:07 AM
Re: Don't call it a comeback
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#479141 - 03/02/10 10:38 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
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Hey Bishop, I just mailed you $100.00 in rolled pennies postage due. The mailman will need $115.00 when they get there so have your checkbook ready!
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#479142 - 03/02/10 10:59 AM
Bishop Needs Your help
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Hey Phatboy, what is happening? Thank you for reaching out during my darkest hour. I cannot believe my bad luck from porn. Every month now I get these blackmail letters in the mail. I know it is because of the porn. The letters say, if I don't send money they do such things as: deprive me of my utilities, turn off my internet, that kind of shit. I am afraid so I pay them and it makes my anus sting so bad I can hardly shit While I am grateful for your donation you have made me aware that I need a paypal account Since I was not born with a vagina, a paypal account is not my birthright So for now those who want to help can p.m. and pay my blackmailers directly Thank you, Bishop
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#479144 - 03/02/10 05:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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I was all in until Gia called out the beanbag/coin purse thing. You should have just rang the bell and never named the pot Bish. less is more.
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#479145 - 03/02/10 06:43 PM
Re: Bishop Needs Your help
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Scoop up a pair of Tori Black or Nicole Rays panties and I'll make a nice contribution to your checking account.
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#479147 - 03/03/10 09:42 AM
Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
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Hey you're a cute guy and you are local(if I remember correctly). I will generously donate my vagine if it will make your life easier...hey I need stunk cock for my site anyway...lol
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#479149 - 03/03/10 03:04 PM
Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Loc: fortified
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I'm about to make a C.K. appreciation thread. You maniacs are this> < close to taking it too far today. If we lose Cameron we're left with Natasha Badbreath. You seen that fucken animal?. Is that how it's going to be around here?.
Stand down, cease fire.
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#479150 - 03/03/10 03:10 PM
Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Meh. Fatasha can be ignored, cammerroon is all over the place, like some ultra-fast spreading deadly blood-related disease. Think Marburg, ebola, etc.
I'm not too enthralled by Fatasha, but seeing cammerroon off cannot be considered 'losing' in my opinion.
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#479151 - 03/03/10 04:03 PM
Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
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Freestyla, I got a roll of duct tape, a cd player with the repeat function and a copy of Yoko Ono's greatest hits. Y'all will get the fuck off Cam's ass or you will hear some shit that can not be unheard. Reapeatedly.
I'm serious fucko. John Lennon ain't dead, he's just in hiding. You want the fuck outa this game.
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#479154 - 03/03/10 04:21 PM
Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
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Anonymous
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Freestyla, I got a roll of duct tape, a cd player with the repeat function and a copy of Yoko Ono's greatest hits. Y'all will get the fuck off Cam's ass or you will hear some shit that can not be unheard. Reapeatedly.
I'm serious fucko. John Lennon ain't dead, he's just in hiding. You want the fuck outa this game.
I have no horse in this race but that just gave me an idea for another situation. Thanks, Fenris.
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#479157 - 03/04/10 06:38 PM
Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Electro... you're good as far as I'm concerned. Girl on girl is not only okay but preferred. When Gia kicks a bitch Comcast can just pay me for reading it, it's that good. Same same for you.
That being said Cameron is a good sport and is right back at it today. Good for her.
The animals thing is her showing weakness and we both know how that ends up, yes?.
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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#479158 - 03/04/10 08:33 PM
Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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I get where you're going with this. I used to be funny. Where's Gypsy? I hope you're happy now, Lou.
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