I am glad you bought that up. I will tell you something I have never told anyone.
During a J.M bukkake when it was my turn to pop I was jostled by a less experienced bukkake guy. This caused my ejaculate trajectory to go awry and my pop flew over the girls shoulder off target. They gave me my envelope and I went on my way. A few days later I got a call from Tony, he asked me to swing by the office. Something about some paper work. When I arrived he screamed at me for forty-five minutes about my lack of professionalism, about how I had one simple thing to do and couldn't handle that, wondering if I should go back to fueling aircraft because at least I was able to get the avgas where it was supposed to go etc.
When he rose from his desk and came at me with a phonebook I turned to flee and knocked over his Starbuck's cup. When I made it to the outer office I heard the the metal slide of his .45cal HK grinding.Out in the parking lot I was able to put a little distance between us and he pulled up into a two handed stance and let two fly. The first one was errant but I felt the shockwave from the second shot so I ducked. As Tony was closing in on me I heard a screech and saw a flash of white. I looked up and it was Brandon in a white Lexus suv, he had the door open and shouted "Jump in Bish".
When we peeled out of the lot Tony fired another volley into the side of Brandon's suv. Later that day Brandon had PXP decals made to cover the bullet holes in his car.