BRANDON IRONS - Exclusive Interview
February 27th, 2010
1. What do you fans usually ask you?
"How can I get into the business?" "How big is your dick?" "Who has given you the best head?" "Why are you so short in person?"
2. Who is on your NO list and why?
I don't have a NO list and I try to find a connection with every partner. Having said that, I am fully aware that I am not everyone's cup of tea and that's fine. If I've made it onto anyone's NO list, I am sorry to have failed to make a connection on some level. Be true to yourself, though, right? I especially enjoy raw, rough sex without crossing anyone's boundaries. If your body is near-perfect (as many women's are), push it to the limit and enjoy all that it can do.
3. If we could only watch ONE of your sex scene, which one would you want us to see and why?
Annette Schwarz from
www.covermyface.com because she stands apart from 99.9% of female performers in her ability to immerse herself in her own pleasure, derived from giving it to others. I've witnessed it and it's true, pure, and perverse.
4. Describe what you consider a romantic date
Italian dinner (complete with profiteroles!), wine, a movie, and a walk somewhere quiet.
5. Describe your Ideal mate
Dark sense of humour, polite to others, slightly self-deprecating, honest to a fault, loves to travel, has own goals/career aspirations, and comfortable in her own skin
6. What is the funniest thing that every happened to you at work?
In no particular order: 1. listening to the musical whoopee cushion sounds emanating from pussies and assholes when a dick is pushing air out; 2. watching the reaction of guys in a gangbang when hit by "friendly fire" from a co-worker; 3. witnessing the erratic, off-kilter aim of my penis as I TRY to hit a woman's forehead but HIT her eye……funny to some, but only out of schadenfreude.
7. List 10 things you cant live without and why.
1.) The internet….and not just for nudie pics.
2.) the local movie theater.
3.) real butter on popcorn, not coconut or canola oil or any other substitute.
4.) last-minute seat sales.
5.) my eyesight so I can appreciate a woman in open-toed shoes.
6.) my sense of smell when I get to remove those shoes and do some worshipping.
7.) well-cooked tortellini.
8.) Local, national, and international news programs on TV or radio.
9.) A few bucks in my wallet….always. I hate to be broke and there's nothing I'm more afraid of because that means having to get a j-o-b.
10.) A few close friend amongst a sea of acquaintances.
All these people and things make it meaningful to do whatever it is that I do. The pursuit of pleasure really has become a full-time job for me thanks in no small part to these 10 things.
8. Who is the person who influenced you the most in your life & how?
My Dad because I had the chance to see him before he passed away. I got to ask him if he had any regrets in his life and he said no. He said he had a great life and I hope to be able to say the same if and when I'm asked the same question.
9. What is the hardest thing you have dealt with in your life, and how did you make it through?
Failing at things I thought I would be good at but wasnt'. When your whole plan goes out the window, you have to find a reason not to follow it. Fortunately for me, I have had multiple catastrophic failiures in my life which forced me to get used to the whole meltdown process. Thomas Edison had it right: Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. So if I'm an inch or a mile away from making it, I want to keep on keeping on.
10. Describe yourself in ten words or less
Simple-minded, orgasm-addicted, eternally optimistic nitwit fuelled by delusions.
11. What is something you paid for that wasn't worth the money?
My ticket to see "New Moon" so I could feel "with it." I didn't see Twilight and now realize that I bought into the flim-flam scam that it must be good because there are advertisements EVERYWHERE! It sucked, plain and simple…..or I'm just old and uncool.
12. If you inherited five million dollars (after taxes, lol) from an unknown rich uncle, what would you do with the money?
In all seriousness, I would travel for a year to figure out what else is out there. While most of us make busy-work, the rest of the world is going about its routine oblivious to what we consider important…..which it's not. I've sweated the small stuff even after reading the book telling me not to. How stupid is that? Money can create enormous opportunities to change your life and the lives of others. I would hope to find some greater good somewhere out there but I'm not sure what that is yet. My penis would definitely be fired as my financial advisor as he has given me horrible advice from the age of 13 onwards.
13. What would be a perfect day for you?
A perfect day is waking up natually — no alarm — after a good night's sleep, pusuing a passion, sharing it with others, and feeding your mind, body, and soul. Not to brag or anything but I came pretty close to having a perfect day today. I'm producing content in Prague. Woke up, had a healthy breakfast, shot a beautiful model blowing 5 lucky guys for
www.covermyface.com, enjoyed a wonderful blowjob from Kristy Lust for
www.loadmymouth.com, met with a friend, and had a nice dinner. Repeat daily for 12+ years and I feel lucky to have repeated that same scenario often.
14. What do you want to achieve in your life?
Instead of fighting the monkey on my back called Sex Addiction, I have coaxed him down with a banana and tried to understand him. I'm trying to understand how a man can spend years chasing orgasms that last seconds. So far, I've found out that it's better to swim with the current than against it. That is, don't fight your true and honest nature. That will only mess you up worse in the long run. Be kind to others and the universe will reward you abundantly.
15. Where would you like to be ten years from now?
I would love to have a passport that needed extra pages due to all the stamps from countries I've visited. I would like to continue to be my own boss and create adult entertainment that is relevant and appreciated by as many people as possible. Finding someone special to share it all with would be the cherry on top of the whipped cream.
16. What part of a body is sexiest and why?
A woman's feet are by far the sexiest because you can tell a lot about a person's life by how they care for them. When a man worships a woman's feet, it shows respect and reverance for her entire body. You place yourself completely and totally at her service rather than take take take.
17. Tell us something quirky about you that most people don't know.
There are surprizingly few female assholes that I don't find rimmable. My tongue is drawn to them like any other black hole. Anuses are portals to pleasure in the time-space continuum.
18. What is your unfulfilled sexual fantasy?
Finding a yin to my yang, hanging it up, commiting to one person, and continuing to direct without the need to perform. The only reason it remains an unfulfilled fantasy is because I was too ignorant to recognize opportunities when they came along. Look forward, not backward is the lesson, I guess, but I hope to meet someone who has infinite patience and understanding.
19. What do you think about when you masturbate?
Pleasing my partner in some real, deep, and meaningful way. Making a connection that transcends words but can be seen directly in their eyes. Gutteral, animal noises. And sweat! Lots and lots of activity-induced sweat!
20. What type of sex turns you on the most? Do you have a fetish?
Picture a lone porkchop on a plate with 2 hungry, naked people in a room together. They can either fight to have the porkchop all to him or herself or they can share it from the outset. My ideal sex involves fighting for the porkchop and sharing it afterwards.
I have a fetish for red toenail polish, open-toed high heeled shoes, fancy thongs with ribbons or baubles, and perfectly circular, hairless assholes that wink when touched by a tongue.
I find any kind of intelligence irresistible proving that opposites attract.
21. What Cause and/or Charity do you support and/or fight for?
I support the United Way in fund-raisers to help the homeless. I've attended movie screenings of documentaries where the purpose was to raise awareness about social issues such as poverty and access to clean water.
22. What sexual acts/fetishes would you NOT do?
I am not interested in anything non-consensual or involving deep, lasting pain as opposed to short, sharp shocks. I've learned to give as well as receive but I will not do anything that a person specifically tells me not to do (ie: kissing, slapping, spitting, etc.).
23. What is your philosophy in life?
Besides the universal Golden Rule about doing unto others as you would have them do unto you, I believe in the law of abundance. That is, there is more than enough of everything for everyone so give, share, and exchange. Don't steal from anyone ever. Create the karma you want to personally enjoy.
24. Tell us about how sports fit into your life.
I used to be a lot more active when I had more time on my hands! I still know the address of the gym if and when an emergency hits. Now, I get my exercise running away from the gym. It's a one-way path I'm on.
25. How do you feel about religion/God?
I was raised Roman Catholic but I do not attend church. I pray and offer thanks like most other people and try to do the best I can in my day-to-day life. I believe that God does not give us sexual compulsions to test us or to tempt us. He created our bodies so we could enjoy them. I believe that it is possible to have a relationship with God no matter what you do for a living. If you have good intentions and do right by people you meet, God does not condemn you. He knows what is in our hearts and understands us more than we understand ourselves. Having said all that, I do appreciate George Carlin's "Religion is bullshit" (see youtube.com if you are not familiar with it). See link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o&feature=PlayList&p=32632A2A1A3B4F15&index=0. I strongly believe in each person's right to make up his/her own mind and create a unique relationship with God outside the confines of organized religion.
26. What political party would you be a member of, and how does politics effect your life?
Again, deferring to George Carlin, I am of the opinion that the REAL power in most industrialized countries comes from a small group of owner-class individuals whose sole goal is to maintain and/or expand their own power and control. Elections do not matter nearly as much as we would like to think they do. The status quo works just fine for the privileged elite who can afford the best lobbying that money can buy.
Wars are started and maintained by a small minority of powerful, profit-seeking individuals in direct opposition to the wishes of the people. Real change comes from the political will to do something different and it moves at a glacial pace. Just ask Morgan Freeman and the producers of Prom Night in Mississippi, where segregated proms still exist to this day.
Until I see a candidate similar to Cicciolina, I'm not voting.
Let me know if you need anything else.
Thanks!
Sincerely,
Brandon
www.brandoniron.com
They gave me my envelope and I went on my way. A few days later I got a call from Tony, he asked me to swing by the office. Something about some paper work. When I arrived he screamed at me for forty-five minutes about my lack of professionalism, about how I had one simple thing to do and couldn't handle that, wondering if I should go back to fueling aircraft because at least I was able to get the avgas where it was supposed to go etc.
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