Indeed,
Phatboy, it is the truth that you speak. It is a tale older than time. I know, however, that I am not the first, nor am I the only, white boy to lose a chick to an enormously endowed black man. It is an ongoing struggle that our race faces. Maybe one day, through science, we can find a way to genetic enhance our racially inferior phalices.
Pray with me,
Malice