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Maybe he has a deep voice and a fat wallet?. If he threw on a 3 foot afro and had an asmatic kid he could probably have you.
Thank God I don't have either and there aren't any pictures. 
My voice sounds nothing like I look. I've been called ma'am at drive thrus all over the fucking place. I, myself , am asthmatic thus the strained voice. An ex swabbie where I used to work did say once I looked like a bulldog when I wore a flat top haircut and had good gravel in my voice. I suppose that was a compliment.
Backdoorman, if you have asthma, I recommend quitting dairy. No lactose-free milk either (taste like shit and it's more chemical shit to fuck you up). I know so many people, whom once they quit dairy, their asthma was gone. Also, eat less white flour products.
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