A 45 year old jobless loser/ failed wrestler who calls himself a Vampyre seduced a homely, fat teen girl with no self-esteem into his lair through a series of youtube videos. Ew. Just EW. Her mom, the HOT stripper, contacted authorities to bring her daughter back home despite allegations that she is abusive.

No idea if she's abusive, but she is SMOKING HOT. And the vampire guy is a creepy loser.

Vampyre, Hot Stripper Mom, and Teen duke it out here in the comments section.

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