On a night when Canada beat Russia in Olympic men’s hockey, we can all celebrate and party with Steph. With glowing heart, I see me rise. You can, too, right now at www.loadmymouth.com.


This beautiful cocksucker owned my podium and took the gold in goo. Her mouth: 1; my wallet: 0. No really….she cleaned me out. There may or may not be another site update. If any silver-tongued devils or bronze-butted babes want to meet me in Vancouver, e-mail me at brandon@brandoniron.com. Thank you.