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#477792 - 02/24/10 04:51 AM Olympic Hockey
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I don't think many people here are into ice hockey but Canada v Russia tonight is going to be epic, so even if your not a fan check it out from time to time.

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#477793 - 02/24/10 02:51 PM Re: Olympic Hockey
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It'll be an epic beatdown. Canaduh has no chance.
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#477794 - 02/28/10 03:51 PM Re: Olympic Hockey
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yeah what happened there?

catch the game today ?
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#477795 - 02/28/10 06:12 PM Re: Olympic Hockey
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Crosby... it had to Crosby.
I wanted us to win but I'm happy Canada got it. As soon as it went 4 on 4 I knew we were fucked. Too much open ice for the talent Team Ca. had. If it went shootout we were definitely fucked. Whatev. It's good for the sport overall, yes?.
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#477796 - 02/28/10 06:53 PM Re: Olympic Hockey
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It'll be an epic beatdown. Canaduh has no chance.



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#477797 - 02/28/10 08:13 PM Re: Olympic Hockey
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Congrats to America's hat, Canada, on your triumph. No need to overturn snowmobiles and burn down igloos in rage tonight.

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#477798 - 02/28/10 09:27 PM Re: Olympic Hockey
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you know i watch late night talk shows sometimes and wonder to myself who likes this dated, inane doucheball sense of humor...
turns out its Americans....seriously mock us, i dig it when its done right but come on . If you can't win at sports at least win at jokes.


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#477799 - 02/28/10 09:55 PM Re: Olympic Hockey
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Dear Americans,
We want Sidney Crosby to play for a Canadian NHL team, not the Penguins. Please return our national hero.
Brandon

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#477800 - 03/01/10 06:12 AM Re: Olympic Hockey
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Congratulations on your gold medal. While I'm at it congratulations on Celine Dion, Bryan Adams, and your three month golf season.
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#477801 - 03/01/10 08:25 AM Re: Olympic Hockey
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^^ That cuts like a knife...
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#477802 - 03/01/10 03:56 PM Re: Olympic Hockey
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ill take the snow over wondering which public place i might soon get shot in a killing spree ..and subsequently go bankrupt paying for medical attention. ...
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#477803 - 03/01/10 03:58 PM Re: Olympic Hockey
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If you can't win at sports at least win at jokes.








While I and 5 other Americans love the sport of hockey- it is the least favorite of all the team sports in this country. If canada lost that medal it would be like the times the "dream team" lost basketball. Canada had all the talent in the world in hockey, we played you well but couldn't get that last goal. Congrats on the gold.
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#477804 - 03/01/10 05:37 PM Re: Olympic Hockey
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ill take the snow over wondering which public place i might soon get shot in a killing spree ..and subsequently go bankrupt paying for medical attention. ...




You taunted the one liner king and got kicked upsidedown Billy. Tup got ya. Quit being a fucken cunt, you do okay here.

For me the best part about Sid the Kid going big was brought to my attention today to me by my kid. We have a game used numbered rookie jersey card of Canadas national hero. Pretty sure its value just jumped at least thirty three percent.

Brandon... you don't have teams up there without U.S.
It's economics d00d.
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#477805 - 03/01/10 05:44 PM Re: Olympic Hockey
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Teams?? Come on Lou, if it wasn't for the USA, they'd all be speaking Mexican.
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#477806 - 03/01/10 07:02 PM Re: Olympic Hockey
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@Canada- Coming soon to a soccer stadium near you !
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#477807 - 03/01/10 07:29 PM Re: Olympic Hockey
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Teams?? Come on Lou, if it wasn't for the USA, they'd all be speaking Mexican.




Says the guy living in the biggest mexican squat in the world
..laughable bush league psych out shit man
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#477808 - 03/02/10 02:38 PM Re: Olympic Hockey
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Teams?? Come on Lou, if it wasn't for the USA, they'd all be speaking Mexican.




Naw... they have the cold and a decent amount of Indian/indigenous types to frontline the asskicking.
Like tup said, the Mexicant's would only have like a 3 month window to advance and the U.S. has a shit ton of rivers to cross, not to mention some great lakes. Advantage puck-chasers.
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#477809 - 03/02/10 05:53 PM Re: Olympic Hockey
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Good for Canada- all they have are hockey players and whores.

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#477810 - 03/02/10 06:12 PM Re: Olympic Hockey
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I love em for both. I really do.
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#477811 - 03/02/10 06:19 PM Re: Olympic Hockey
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Teams?? Come on Lou, if it wasn't for the USA, they'd all be speaking Mexican.




No, that'll be most of the southern U.S. in 25 years...
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#477812 - 03/02/10 06:30 PM Re: Olympic Hockey
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25 years your ass ! Try 5 years at the most !
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