The Alice in Wonderland fixation just means Desi's been dropping acid again, though reference is oddly analogous to Desi. Lewis Carroll molested little girls. Desi pimped out her barely legal daughter. Next up, Desi writes her own story.

Cheshire Cat- Jonathan Morgan
The Rabbit Hole- The entire state of Florida
The Caterpillar- Shelley Luben
Queen of Hearts- Karen Stephans (whoever the fuck that is)


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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K