Wow, you're really emphasizing the "black meat" aspect. I'm curious, what caused you to become a mudshark? Do you hate yourself and therefore want to feel debased? Like you're being used by a convict or gorilla? Are you mad at daddy? Did the white suburban kids reject you as a youngster because you were from a trash background? What gives?


Also, where do you get your black meat? City buses? KFC? Food stamp offices?



PS: I bet you'd really get off if you asked a few homeless guys to take a dump on you. Most mudsharks love it. Total degradation!