2010 Tranny Awards - 03/07/2010




....On Thursday night, I headed out towards Burbank to meet my client, Mia Isabella, along with Carmen Moore, her sister Sam and bodyguard Johnnie at the Smoke House for dinner and drinks--I'm sure they've never quite seen the likes of anybody like us. All three of the trannys really looked like girls and no one would have been the wiser, but we were brash, loud and wild--like usual. The food, drinks and company were amazing. And if you've never seen Carmen and her sister Sam, you're missing--I thought these lovely ladies were Asian but they're actually Native American and billed as twins usually. Mia looked amazing in with her waved hair, gold necklace and strapless aqua dress and heels--she looks different every time you see her, so it's hard to recognize her sometimes. Bodyguard Johnnie was looking hot, as usual, but was 10 sheets to the wind. He's also looking for male performer roles in anyone would like to hire this strapping young man--word on the street is that he's about 10 inches and has an internal piercing down there.

At dinner, we talked about a lot of preconceived notions people have about trannys. Apparently, a lot of married and taken men like a little tranny on the side, which is consider more of a fetish than gay. And despite trannys doing real chicks in movies (like The Tranny Banged by Wife), that is more of a rarity in real life. And as escorts, trannys mop up more than regular girls--it's astounding how much money they can make even in one night.

When then headed off to the Tranny Awards at Club Cobra in Noho--it was billed as the best gay Latin club and all. In reality, it was a hole in the wall. We got there at 10:30 after Carmen and Mia walked the red carpet and were interviewed by Danielle Foxx. Then, we went in and mingled.

I will say this was an educational night and I learned quite a few things. A lot of these trannys are more beautiful than most women--they really work hard. too. Some were very obviously women and really could have done better. I won't mention any names. And you should see the asses on some of these girls--the go go dancers baring it all and the attendees--apparently, they get silicone shots to get this way. I think some of it is natural and they were born with it. All I know is even if I went to yoga every day and did weights and kickboxing religiously, I wouldn't have an ass like this.

A lot of their male fans showed up to meet them and try to arrange dates with them. Many of these men (and of course all the trannys) recognized Mia. She's really a mover and a shaker. She introduced me to Steven of Grooby and all was OK between us after our little showdown. I also saw/meet Jesse, TS Blogger Bob, photographers Scott and Ben, Scott's girlfriend Anushka (who was go go dancing), Yasmin Lee, Mandy Mitchell, Foxxy, Danielle Foxx, Morgan Bailey, Sexxxy Jade (who looks like a young Natalie Cole) and a whole bunch of other lovely ladies whose names aren't coming to me. I think everyone should have to wear name tags--it would make life a lot easier for everyone.

My new black goth girl dress was a hit-- many girls told me how much they liked it. I was one of the very few natural girls there. I kept smiling at this one guy--he was rockabilly cute, but I figured I wasn't his type of girl. He came over and started talking to me, because I was smiling at him. I told him I was a real girl and probably not his cup of tea. And he said he liked lots of different teas--we talked, but it didn't go anywhere. I would think it's hard to compete against a tranny, since they are the best of both worlds. And then I had this tranny dressed in Chanel grab my ass-the last thing you think would happen to a girl like me at an event like that. I laughed and jumped (it scared me).

It was truly an amazing night--it was way more fun than I ever could have imagined. And Danielle Foxx retracted her claws and was actually on good behavior, despite our little tiff over my XBIZ blog. Foxxy scored on that one--she got more than 15 minutes and lots of calls from male porn stars--you go, girl.

Photos will be up on Flickr shortly--there's over 100. My camera battery died before I was done.