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#477033 - 02/18/10 12:10 PM if it happened last night, could you live with it?
jamesn Offline
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relief concerts for haiti give haitians money to make it possible for enough electricity, water and antibiotics to end up in the hands of a small percentage of the survivors. who, being haitian will immediately restore things to a state where haitians themselves can generate a quality of life more bloody, impoverished and hopeless than even natural disaster can. remember a five dollar donation buys a machete for a young man who has been struggling to commit senseless theft and rape with a crude stick with a nail in it.

remember, rape and cockfighting are the sad legacy of the cultural bias inflicted by the MCAT, LSAT and every other postgraduate admission test that have made hungry haitian medical school applicants demand a haiti governed by their own people free to steal as much as they can maintain rule through fear to retire rich after a few years and revolt.

giving haitians things is the gift of something crude and horrible to be done impossibly quickly, even a quarter can be turned into black-on-black crime by the resourceful haitian people.

dominicans are goofier, but bafflingly dishonest and prone to deciding that selling their mother's brain cancer pain medication to me because they wanted new timberlands despite his family being comfortable enough to afford a lower-middle class life.

the race war with china or nuclear missile volleys between israel and the muslim world's going down sooner rather than later, don't let the olympic spirit fuck with you for too long, it's just homos dancing on skates.

the chinese need to fuck someone up soon to assert their deserved victory lap over their pathetically-weak neighbors in tibet and sting and yoga classes will only keep their spiritual leader juiced enough for so long.

the chinese should be allowed to do something superpowers did in colonialism while we shut up about the africa thing.

haitians and dominicans will never have the farmland or the ability to educate their own to engineer and heal their fellow countrymen AND DOMINICANS CAN GET FAT REALLY EASILY AND DON'T NEED MUCH SPACE OR EXERCISE COMPARED TO MEDIUM-SIZED DOGS.

clearly the chinese consider protein from freaky sources a delicacy. that island has protein that doesn't fight back with an organized army.

everybody's happy, the chinese get to raise the island like a cattle farm AND the world's got a lab full of adult human subjects to fucking play jesus with, stem-cell style.

medicine's up, china's not nuking korea or giving us snakehead fish in our lakes and rivers and the un can protest the 14-foot bat-people only testing with stem cells fearlessly can generate. eggs/omelette thing.

i could learn to accept it.
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#477034 - 02/18/10 12:34 PM Re: if it happened last night, could you live with it?
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Hey man welcome back!
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#477035 - 02/18/10 02:12 PM Re: if it happened last night, could you live with it?
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gracias.

instead of editing that remember when uganda was literally for the jewish people to grab for a homeland at the start of the century? well, we did and they almost took the offer and a holocaust and constant border wars later they fucked up not snagging a random african colony. china could learn from this and not drag their feet on impoverished nations with controllable populaces shows up for grabs.
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#477036 - 02/18/10 02:21 PM Re: if it happened last night, could you live with
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Hey, Jamesn. What in our hour long convo last night inspired this thread?
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#477037 - 02/18/10 02:30 PM Re: if it happened last night, could you live with
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i was inspired by a maya angelou poem, i was overtaken by the spirit of bill clinton nodding to pure garbage read as he was taking office. and i can't deal with the concerts and olympics bombarding us right now with such dire earnesty when wyclef and bode miller are involved.

and it's fucking snowy and miserable here.
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#477038 - 02/18/10 02:52 PM Re: if it happened last night, could you live with
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This place is really starting to feel like home with you back jamesn.
Am I the only one that would like to see the entire country of North Korea on one giant luge, come spilling out of the last corner, too fast and too high in the curve?
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#477039 - 02/18/10 03:21 PM Re: if it happened last night, could you live with
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I'd like something horrible to happen to Canada just because you never hear about any really horrible shit happening to Canada.
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#477040 - 02/18/10 07:07 PM Re: if it happened last night, could you live with
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Take that, Canada!



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#477041 - 02/18/10 07:20 PM Re: if it happened last night, could you live with
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Fuck Iran too If I woke up tomorrow and there was nothing but a cloud of fall-out where Iran used to be? I'd start my day off with a smile
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#477042 - 02/18/10 08:26 PM Re: if it happened last night, could you live with it?
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dominicans are goofier, but bafflingly dishonest and prone to deciding that selling their mother's brain cancer pain medication to me because they wanted new timberlands despite his family being comfortable enough to afford a lower-middle class life.




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#477043 - 02/19/10 06:01 AM Re: if it happened last night, could you live with
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I'd like something horrible to happen to Canada just because you never hear about any really horrible shit happening to Canada.




You would have heard plenty if their hockey team had lost to Switzerland last night.
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#477044 - 02/19/10 08:40 AM Re: if it happened last night, could you live with it?
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instead of editing that remember when uganda was literally for the jewish people to grab for a homeland at the start of the century?




They would have joined the Indian exodus when Idi Amin took power. More profitable businesses for the Africans to seize and run into the ground.

The Nazi pipe dream of Madagascar seems to have been more realistic. No neighbors and fulfills the dreams of those who would like to see the Jews all on one island.

Plus we could have fun postulating the odds of a battle between a fossa and a blind shark.





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#477045 - 02/19/10 09:20 AM Re: if it happened last night, could you live with it?
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the chinese need to fuck someone up soon to assert their deserved victory lap over their pathetically-weak neighbors in tibet and sting and yoga classes will only keep their spiritual leader juiced enough for so long.

the chinese should be allowed to do something superpowers did in colonialism while we shut up about the africa thing.






you just made me wonder about an old section leader i had in sophomore year econometrics named X Wu.....

X Wu

this is circa 1988-89 and he was supposedly from Hong Kong so i'm thinking he is either working in a chinese gulag calculating unauthorized probability outcomes for when the three gorges dam breaks apart, or he is propsering in the politburo as a mid level bean counter doing budgets for the wives & mistresses of older senior members who snort powdered yaks' horn before they ejaculate into the mouth of a korean sex slave.
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#477046 - 02/19/10 07:53 PM Re: if it happened last night, could you live with
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Take that, Canada!







We're really really sorry

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#477047 - 02/20/10 02:56 PM Re: if it happened last night, could you live with
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Take that, Canada!







We're really really sorry






No. No we are not.


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#477048 - 02/22/10 10:06 PM Fun
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It's like when you pull into a Wal Mart or Home Depot parking full of dread and 'Paradise by the Dashboard Lights' comes on the radio and you sing along in that insane way that people postponing the inevitable are wont to do. Thanks.
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#477049 - 02/25/10 12:32 AM Re: Fun
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
Missed you, jamesn. I'm not sure about the Hispaniolans-for-food scheme, though. What if the Chinese people become zombies from eating the flesh of Voodoo practitioners, and Americans are forced to fight a war with hundreds of millions of the undead?

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#477050 - 02/25/10 01:39 AM Re: Fun
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Registered: 02/02/10
Posts: 165
Loc: Golden State of mind
Fuckin awesome! Get Bruce Campbell on the phone and tell him to bring the chainsaw!

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#477051 - 02/25/10 06:14 PM Re: if it happened last night, could you live with it?
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relief concerts for haiti give haitians money to make it possible for enough electricity, water and antibiotics to end up in the hands of a small percentage of the survivors. who, being haitian will immediately restore things to a state where haitians themselves can generate a quality of life more bloody, impoverished and hopeless than even natural disaster can. remember a five dollar donation buys a machete for a young man who has been struggling to commit senseless theft and rape with a crude stick with a nail in it.

remember, rape and cockfighting are the sad legacy of the cultural bias inflicted by the MCAT, LSAT and every other postgraduate admission test that have made hungry haitian medical school applicants demand a haiti governed by their own people free to steal as much as they can maintain rule through fear to retire rich after a few years and revolt.

giving haitians things is the gift of something crude and horrible to be done impossibly quickly, even a quarter can be turned into black-on-black crime by the resourceful haitian people.

dominicans are goofier, but bafflingly dishonest and prone to deciding that selling their mother's brain cancer pain medication to me because they wanted new timberlands despite his family being comfortable enough to afford a lower-middle class life.

the race war with china or nuclear missile volleys between israel and the muslim world's going down sooner rather than later, don't let the olympic spirit fuck with you for too long, it's just homos dancing on skates.

the chinese need to fuck someone up soon to assert their deserved victory lap over their pathetically-weak neighbors in tibet and sting and yoga classes will only keep their spiritual leader juiced enough for so long.

the chinese should be allowed to do something superpowers did in colonialism while we shut up about the africa thing.

haitians and dominicans will never have the farmland or the ability to educate their own to engineer and heal their fellow countrymen AND DOMINICANS CAN GET FAT REALLY EASILY AND DON'T NEED MUCH SPACE OR EXERCISE COMPARED TO MEDIUM-SIZED DOGS.

clearly the chinese consider protein from freaky sources a delicacy. that island has protein that doesn't fight back with an organized army.

everybody's happy, the chinese get to raise the island like a cattle farm AND the world's got a lab full of adult human subjects to fucking play jesus with, stem-cell style.

medicine's up, china's not nuking korea or giving us snakehead fish in our lakes and rivers and the un can protest the 14-foot bat-people only testing with stem cells fearlessly can generate. eggs/omelette thing.

i could learn to accept it.




This post might have to last us like a year or two... CliNg.




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#477052 - 02/25/10 11:10 PM Re: Fun
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Registered: 02/02/10
Posts: 165
Loc: Golden State of mind
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Fuckin awesome! Get Bruce Campbell on the phone and tell him to bring the chainsaw!




And while he's at it, have him cut that lil cunt, lil Wayne, in half. Then throw the two halves into the canal where the gators can eat em and shit em out for the molluscs to further break it down and coat the bottom slime with his dead ass. Done deal, a'ight!

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