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#476942 - 02/17/10 11:41 PM Smelly Monkey to retire...
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
...so says Gene Ross

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#476943 - 02/18/10 04:14 AM Re: Smelly Monkey to retire...
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Registered: 01/29/10
Posts: 24
Loc: Oz
Hopefully the end of porn parodies.

That is, until we get "Not Joaquin Phoenix XXX".

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#476944 - 02/18/10 07:08 AM Re: Smelly Monkey to retire...
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Or Not Tupac.
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#476945 - 02/18/10 07:11 AM Re: Smelly Monkey to retire...
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Registered: 07/17/08
Posts: 447
Not Diff'rent Strokes XXX

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#476947 - 02/22/10 11:00 AM Re: Smelly Monkey to retire...
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Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Or Not Tupac.




It's going to be something like this. What a shitty PR stunt, how 'Pink Visual' of him.
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#476948 - 02/22/10 11:02 AM Re: Smelly Monkey to retire...
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Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Well I suppose I am naive, but is it confirmed at this point that Smelly Monkey is Ryder?

Damn.

If so, it feels like a playout of Lex Luther meets Superman.




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#476949 - 02/22/10 12:03 PM Re: Smelly Monkey to retire...
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Monkey Cant be Ryder

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#476950 - 02/22/10 04:36 PM Re: Smelly Monkey to retire...
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Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
nope that's not smelly monkey.
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#476951 - 02/22/10 05:30 PM Re: Smelly Monkey to retire...
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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nope that's not smelly monkey.




If you ever come out with a perfume, a la Grace Jones' scent Strange', you can use that as your slogan. "Eu de Sammura: Nope, That's Not Smelly Monkey."
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#476952 - 02/22/10 06:36 PM Re: Smelly Monkey to retire...
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
that's not what seward says
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#476953 - 02/22/10 06:39 PM Re: Smelly Monkey to retire...
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Monkey Can not be the creator of all those shitty porn parodies, he is better than that...

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#476954 - 02/22/10 08:04 PM Re: Smelly Monkey to retire...
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Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
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that's not what seward says




nah, why would he talk shit about people he worked with and see everyday
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#476955 - 02/22/10 08:06 PM Re: Smelly Monkey to retire...
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Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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Quote:

nope that's not smelly monkey.




If you ever come out with a perfume, a la Grace Jones' scent Strange', you can use that as your slogan. "Eu de Sammura: Nope, That's Not Smelly Monkey."




Grace Jones had a perfume? i love that bitch!
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#476956 - 02/22/10 08:23 PM Re: Smelly Monkey to retire...
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Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Quote:

that's not what seward says




nah, why would he talk shit about people he worked with and see everyday






why wouldn't mullen talk shit about people he works with? they're not supposed to know he's smelly monkey
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#476957 - 02/22/10 08:26 PM Re: Smelly Monkey to retire...
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Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
mullen can't talk shit or else then the cat will be out of the bag that he tries to molest girls on castings
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#476958 - 02/22/10 08:29 PM Re: Smelly Monkey to retire...
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Doesn't everyone in porn do that???
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#476959 - 02/23/10 03:49 AM Re: Smelly Monkey to retire...
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Doesn't everyone in porn do that???




No, they don't. The companies I dealt with acted in a professional manner. Take polaroids, discuss what you do/ don't do in scenes, some small talk and joking around (William H and Mason. Love them!), sometimes reading from a sample script, then they book you. They may book you there on the spot or call your agent later.
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#476960 - 02/23/10 07:32 AM Re: Smelly Monkey to retire...
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Grace Jones had a perfume? i love that bitch!




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUbj65jtqHg
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#476961 - 02/23/10 11:59 PM Re: Smelly Monkey to retire...
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 144
Hey whoa, I know this isn't true,
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