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#476897 - 02/17/10 01:55 PM
Happy Birthday Paris Hilton!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Involuntary pornstar and purported Valtrax addict Paris Hilton celebrates her last birthday before the big three-oh.  I may celebrate with a viewing of her tender, gentle, smiling bj technique. Or maybe with a scene from fellow birthday girl Krista-Lynn Lovely since there are a couple of her scenes on a drive that's currently connected to my PC. 
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Amo i Gemelli!! 
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#476898 - 02/17/10 02:14 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Paris Hilton!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I think Paris Hilton is extremely beautiful. I have always thought so. Agree or disagree with her personality (or lack thereof) and antics, she is.
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#476899 - 02/17/10 03:21 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Paris Hilton!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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i have never ever ever found her attractive.
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#476901 - 02/17/10 04:59 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Paris Hilton!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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I thought she was very cute.  I have to say that the most popular request I get from "mainstream" people who know I have an extensive bootleg porn collection is her "Night in" movie.
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#476902 - 02/17/10 05:19 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Paris Hilton!!!
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She is one of those whores who is so unattractive inside that it radiates through to the outside.
Also, she can't fuck worth a damn.
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#476903 - 02/17/10 05:39 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Paris Hilton!!!
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Registered: 12/16/08
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Who cares how SHE fucks. She's the kind of girl that you fill her head with BS and coke, then use her. Then you leave her on the curb w/ cum crusted on her face and a rubber hanging out of her ass. The surprise comes a couple days later when she calls you and asks if you can get more coke.
Really she's a sad case. Good looking and rich, but so vapid and dumb that no one who meets her standards would ever keep her.
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#476904 - 02/17/10 05:59 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Paris Hilton!!!
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You want to waste your time and money plying an ugly skank full of coke so she can just lay there like there like a rock, be my guest. Personally, I think that's more Ben's speed.
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#476905 - 02/17/10 07:10 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Paris Hilton!!!
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Registered: 12/16/08
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Who's gonna let her lay there. Put the bitch through the motions.
She isn't a 10, or worth any fan boi fawning, but she isn't physically ugly. Worst part about her is the flat ass, but she's going to turn 30 soon, so that will probably change.
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#476906 - 02/17/10 07:18 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Paris Hilton!!!
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I might let her lay there out of sheer disgust with myself if I ever found myself stupid enough to have invested the kind of coin and effort needed to access this stupid, stuck up, seriously fucking ugly skank. Which is entirely in the hypothetical, because if I had access to that much coin, blow and level of celebri-whore, this cunt wouldn't even BE on my list.
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#476908 - 02/19/10 09:41 AM
Re: Happy Birthday Paris Hilton!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Quote:
She is one of those whores who is so unattractive inside that it radiates through to the outside.
Also, she can't fuck worth a damn.
Bullseye...
There are, and have been, prancing through my field of vision, a steady line of whores who really are extremely beautiful....these days, with the economy being what it is, with the stigma of being a whore eroded and morals plummetting, and drug addiction at epidemic levels, Soooooo many beautiful women of all walks and types and ages will now sell their holes to the highest-LOW bidder (or Lowest-HIGH bidder).
But the ones who indicate to me that they are completely BLACK and bereft of a heart on the inside, who show absolutely NO conviction or adherence to a code, even a simple code, of humanity and personal relations; who show me that they are completely selfish and will turn on me at the drop of a hat (or load) if they dont get what they want every time; who indicate to me that they are truly incapable of any sincere affection, friendship or loyalty (notice I leave out the word LOVE)....
these whores never get a call back from Burglar, even if they look, gobble cum, and fuck like Helen of Troy with her ass on fire.
External beauty is NOT a rare and valuable commodity anymore....having an internal heart and code that combines pure debauched sluttiness WITH a measure of sincere affection and friendship and NON-selfishness COMBINED with external beauty, well that my friends is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
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