Transcript

Tyrone: AC Transit!

EBM: How much you charge-

Tyrone: AC Transit!

EBM: Let’s get back to business! How much you charging me for a spit-shine?

Tyrone: Wha?

EBM: How much will you charge me to shine my Stacey Adams? I’m going to a funeral on Friday. I gotta -

Tyrone: Why? What’s your problem?

EBM: You said -

Tyrone: You hear what I said just now?

EBM: Yes.

Tyrone: Why a brotha gotta spit-shine yo' shoes?

EBM : Hey man, you offered!

Tyrone : I didn’t offer you shit!

EBM: What did you just say when you walked by me?

Tyrone : I said why-why a fuckin’ brotha gotta spit-shine yo' shoes?

EBM: Nah, you don't have to.

Tyrone: Why a white man can’t shine his shoes?

EBM: It could be a chinaman! It don’t matter!

Tyrone: Look dude. Look.

EBM: I ain’t prejudiced.. What, do you think I'm prejudiced?

Tyrone: You take your ass back up there and get the fuck out mah face right now.

EBM: Why you being so hostile man?

Tyrone: ‘cause, I’m pissed off.

EBM : Well, you better be. You better be pissed off, because I..

Tyrone: Take your ass back up there right now.

EBM: ‘cause you ain’t scared, you ain’t scaring this white boy. I'm 67 years old, you ain’t scaring me! You ain’t scaring me! You ain’t scaring me!

Tyrone: Now I’ll put mah foot up your ass!

EBM: OH, NO YOU WON’T! NO YOU WON’T!

Sheneequa: Hey, hay, HAY! Now cheeeell.

EBM: You can put mine up yours. I’m gonna whoop your ass.

Sheneequa: Forget about tha’!

EBM: You’re gonna sit your mother-fucking ass down!

Tyrone: I’ll put my foot up yo ass.

EBM: No, you wont do nothing to me!

Tyrone: Say it again! Say it, say it, say it alabomi now!

Latoya: Say it ag’n. Say it a’gn! Say it ag’n, Pinkey!

Sheneequa: He’s going down, nothing you can do about it now.

Latoya: Beat white ass! Fuck this bitch!

Laqueesha: Nooo...

EBM: No you won’t!

Sheneequa: He ain’t done nothin’ wrong, brotha...

EBM: No, I ain’t getting off.

Latoya: It ain’t worth it, bla, it ain’t worth it.

Laqueesha: My gawd, shut up...

EBM: Prick, you fucking prick! I will not let you walk on me.

Sheneequa: He’s an old man.

Tyrone: I’ll put my foot up your ass.

EBM: I see tough guys like you and I slap the shit out of you!

Tyrone: What?

Latoya: Stop it!

Tyrone: WHAAAT? WHAAAAT?

EBM: Now, you come here and I’ll...

Sheneequa: STOP IT! UH UH!

*Epic Fight Scene*

Latoya: Ooh...

Laqueesha: Ooo... ooo..

Latoya: OH WHAT THE FUUUU--

Sheneequa: UH UH! STOP IT... OOOOOH.. KNOCK IT OUUUF! OOOOH LAAAAWD HAVE MERCY!

EBM: I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH ME!

Sheneequa: Oh! Jesus Christ! Oh mah gaaawd!

Tyrone: Ooooh...

EBM: HE HIT ME! HE FUCKING HIT ME!

Crowd: Oh god...

John: He was within a range of me...

EBM: HE FUCKING HIT ME FIRST! HE HIT ME IN THE FACE! THAT’S SELF DEFENSE! DONT FUCK WITH ME BOY. DON'T FUCK WITH ME.

Tyrone: Auh man, Next time. Imo fuck you up.

Sheneequa: Oo. Oof. That did not just happen. Go through dat shit! Heharhehar!

Jennifer: You okay back there?

Sheneequa: Naaoh we need AMBER LAMPS!!

Laqueesha: That man was on some kind of dope. That’s why he had...

Latoya: Ay we can press charges, bla, I got it on vidayoo teyp. Ooo, yoos leakin. He's leakin.

Taquanda: Damn. That motha fucka hit me.

Sheneequa: Are you alright?

Tyrone: Wait, no, no, no.

Sheneequa: Are you alright? Did he breakyuh teef?

Tyrone: NO, BRING M&MS!

Sheneequa: Aw, he needs M&Ms.

Tyrone: BRING AMBER LAMPS!

Laqueesha: Shut the fuck up.

Tyrone: I will come back, I will kill dat nigga. Imo kill dat nigga.