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Winter Olympic history shows Austria kicks Germany's gaping ass in medals.
You have to remember that they are only counting the medals won by "Germany', not the ones won by East Germany and West Germany.
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Bryan Adams' knife is dull. It couldn't cut shit.
I was hoping Canada would discover a way to host the Olympics and not invite him. Jon Bon Jovi thinks the lyrics to that song are filled with too many cliches.
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They say part of this was designed while under the influence of Newfoundland Screech.
It showed.
Apparently Newfoundland is Canadian for West Virginia
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If Shatner were there, I imagine he would have said:
Canada. The final frontier. This is voyage of the nation of Canada.
A two week mission. To go where no Canuck has gone before.
To the gold medal podium at an Olympic Games held in Canada.
That would have been awesome.
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Tritone's sister is an opera singer. I wonder if she's done Wagner??
Anne Murray? A lady astronaut? The Rwanda clown? Donald Sutherland?
Of Canada's top 8, I only really agree with Bobby Orr.
Good to see Villeneauve there too. I was disappointed that there were no Gordon Lightfoot or Neil Young sightings though.
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The biannual commemoration of Joseph Goebbels culminated with a mechanical malfunction of the fourth part of the burning swastika.
I blame Israel. 
[If that had happened two years ago in China, someone's family would be paying for the bullet that executed their loved one.]
I credited Steve Nash with an assist when Gretzky lit the lamp one last time.
Should have had Gretzky shoot a slapshot of a flaming puck into the cauldron to light the flame. Bonus points if Tie Domi had came out and cross checked some Olympic dignatary into the boards.
How much money do I have to give to the Haitians to never hear that We Are the World remake ever again? That song did for my eardrums what kidney stones do for my urethra.
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I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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