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Things he seems to like:

-tailored shirts
-blow jobs
-Stella Artois
-scotch, pref 18-year
-politics
-video games



Put on a shirt, give him a BJ while you shove alternately a bottle of Stella and a bottle of scotch up his ass. (Or both at the same time.) Meanwhile, he can read Fail Stevenson's contributions at XPT or play Super Mario.
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