I am man enough for Staph...I mean Steph...and that's all that matters. We were happy for that short time we had but I will always treasure it.

Look, I'm just a horny dude who enjoys receiving blowjobs from newbies, ok? I'm not a computer guy. I once ruined a laptop by literally cutting and pasting things I saw on my screen. I built a firewall out of bricks that came from my barbeque pit.

I'm just sharing a few pics now and then. That's it.

You aren't going to join the site and it doesn't matter. Everything is free.

I'm just happy to have met a few cocksuckers who were enamoured by some magic beans for payment.

Let me enjoy my last few hours of unemployment before I go back to serving fries with whatever you want, sir.