I knew a girl who used to jack off her dog with a sock. What the fuck what she thinking? Like reaaallly. She said he was "lonely". I only asked once.
I haven't seen her since. The cherry on top is that she was preggers the during the inter-species erotica. Kid must be about 4 now. I wonder what hap-- *stops thinking*
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"Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend