I just dug myself out of a snowbank in Atlantic city .... but when did Gia become JMs Receptionist??? When did I miss that announcement or memo? Although it would be hott if her name plate reads Miss Jerkins. This makes me fantasize back to my working days when I hired personal assistants based almost exclusively on looks and sluttiness. The higherups in my company used to worry I was a lawsuit waiting to happen, but when you are a marketing genius in a wheelchair from harvard you can get away with a lot...

I hope Gia dresses slutty in the office and makes killer coffee using organic beans...