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#475571 - 03/24/10 07:57 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
Harvey T. Bingham Offline
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TonyBaloney dreamed:
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Hey TonyB you wanna touch this kid, brother? That it? Oh, you are not long for this world.

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#475572 - 03/24/10 10:37 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
gia jordan Offline
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OMG I AM FREAKING JEALOUS...I LOVE HER LEGS!!
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#475573 - 03/24/10 11:53 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
electrostatic Offline
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OMG I AM FREAKING JEALOUS...I LOVE HER LEGS!!



I'm jealous too. I <3 her clavicle.
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#475574 - 03/25/10 12:23 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
gia jordan Offline
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The clavicle is easy. The legs are the hardest to get thin. Sad. It sucks.
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#475575 - 03/25/10 12:32 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
electrostatic Offline
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The clavicle is easy. The legs are the hardest to get thin. Sad. It sucks.



I've noticed.



And yes, its sad.
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#475576 - 03/25/10 04:34 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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OMG I AM FREAKING JEALOUS...I LOVE HER LEGS!!



I'm jealous too. I <3 her clavicle.




I've been a clavicle man from way back.

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#475577 - 03/25/10 09:21 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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Quote:

The clavicle is easy. The legs are the hardest to get thin. Sad. It sucks.



I've noticed.



And yes, its sad.






This is how it's done!
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#475578 - 03/25/10 05:51 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
LouCypher Offline
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scroll scroll scroll /thread

Ought to be locked.




Hear ya B... about the time Turd Access went on his multi-page postfest I was thinking the same thing.
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#475579 - 03/25/10 06:03 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475580 - 03/25/10 06:05 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475581 - 03/25/10 08:04 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
99% Fiction Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

scroll scroll scroll /thread

Ought to be locked.




Hear ya B... about the time Turd Access went on his multi-page postfest I was thinking the same thing.




Damn old timers always crying bout sumptin.
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#475582 - 03/25/10 08:19 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
Bornyo Offline
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I feel no compulsion to let people shit in my bed. Don't expect to do that and not have anything said about it.

Glass has no effect. None whatsoever.

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#475583 - 03/26/10 03:38 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
jeff jordan Offline
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^ Holy Shit, that was an interesting performance.
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#475584 - 03/26/10 07:33 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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That was great in a Deliverance type way.
I bet that d00d could rock some March madness too.
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#475585 - 03/26/10 08:28 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475586 - 03/26/10 11:46 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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Get your prostate checked so you can start pissing in a toilet again. I know you're not a nature freak at heart. Don't worry, we'll still be here ...




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#475587 - 03/27/10 01:38 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
Claude Goddard Offline
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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scroll scroll scroll /thread

Ought to be locked.




Eh, it's better than more of that Donny Long, Desi, Darrah, Tritone, Ryan Knox, ad naseaum bullshit that chokes this forum on a regular basis.


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#475588 - 03/28/10 06:01 PM I could take the heat, it didn't hurt me
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#475589 - 03/28/10 07:39 PM Re: I could take the heat, it didn't hurt me
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#475590 - 03/28/10 07:54 PM Re: I can take the heat, it doesn't hurt me
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#475591 - 03/28/10 08:42 PM Re: I can take the heat, it doesn't hurt me
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#475592 - 03/28/10 10:00 PM Re: I can take the heat, it doesn't hurt me
charin Offline
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I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.






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#475593 - 03/29/10 04:44 AM Re: I can take the heat, it doesn't hurt me
TonyBaloney Offline
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#475594 - 03/30/10 12:51 AM Re: I can take the heat, it doesn't hurt me
Claude Goddard Offline
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#475595 - 03/30/10 12:53 AM Re: I can take the heat, it doesn't hurt me
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#475596 - 03/30/10 12:54 AM Re: I can take the heat, it doesn't hurt me
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#475597 - 03/30/10 12:55 AM Re: I can take the heat, it doesn't hurt me
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#475598 - 03/30/10 04:37 AM Re: I can take the heat, it doesn't hurt me
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#475599 - 03/30/10 04:23 PM Re: I can take the heat, it doesn't hurt me
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You fucken tell me...



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#475600 - 03/30/10 04:24 PM Re: I can take the heat, it doesn't hurt me
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#475601 - 03/30/10 04:26 PM Re: I can take the heat, it doesn't hurt me
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For El G....



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#475602 - 03/30/10 04:59 PM Re: I can eat anything , it doesn't hurt me
backdoorman Offline
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#475603 - 03/30/10 07:02 PM Re: I can take the heat, it doesn't hurt me
Bornyo Offline
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This is an awesome image, Lou. This dude ate glass & shit chandeliers.

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#475604 - 04/01/10 03:12 PM Re: I can take the heat, it doesn't hurt me
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#475605 - 04/01/10 03:19 PM Re: I can take the heat, it doesn't hurt me
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This is an awesome image, Lou. This dude ate glass & shit chandeliers.




Way to put it B.. Fuck Elvis... Jimmys loss was truly one of the greatest setbacks to music we'll ever know. Dude broke every rule from start to finish and had god-like talent.
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#475606 - 04/01/10 06:38 PM Re: I can take the heat, it doesn't hurt me
TonyBaloney Offline
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#475607 - 04/01/10 09:14 PM Re: I can take the heat, it doesn't hurt me
99% Fiction Offline
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I haven't met a black guy that drops acid that isn't cool.
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#475608 - 04/02/10 12:29 PM Re: I can take the heat, it doesn't hurt me
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This is an awesome image, Lou. This dude ate glass & shit chandeliers.



A truer statement has never been spoken*
Well said, B.

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#475609 - 04/02/10 06:00 PM Re: I can take the heat, it doesn't hurt me
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Lemmy.. it looks like it hurts to be Lemmy.




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#475610 - 04/07/10 08:40 AM Re: I can take the heat, it doesn't hurt me
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#475611 - 04/08/10 12:36 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475612 - 04/12/10 04:46 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475613 - 04/12/10 05:18 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
99% Fiction Offline
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One of the funniest characters ever on a sitcom.
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#475614 - 04/14/10 03:07 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475615 - 04/15/10 01:08 PM Re: I could take the heat, it didn't hurt me
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#475616 - 04/15/10 02:14 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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One of the funniest characters ever on a sitcom.




He's here in Vt for the Summer season... Death Of A Salesmen

Got the heads up weeks ago so we'll be seeing that.
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#475617 - 04/20/10 02:33 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475618 - 04/20/10 03:21 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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Based on the germination on the teeth that must be olewashername.. slank ass jewwhore?.Whinehouse.

Gia... ever Bedazzle/Vajazzle your junk?. Like JLH?. 2:40. I'm sure you've seen it.
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#475619 - 04/20/10 05:05 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475620 - 04/23/10 12:45 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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Monks... it's on action Max right now.





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